Call an adult

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass

I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

What really? Fuck I had no idea

I am genuinely losing my shit the unused puppet is bad enough but the actual baby was cgi I don’t understand why didn’t they get a real child what the fuck

sometimes the dick is so good, you fear neither god nor HR

I’m the patients that need their meds and medical attention while these two fuck everywhere

I’m the receptionist at the counter that tries to convince my friend working at security to access the surveillance footage so i can watch these 2 fuck each other

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her