Why Am I Still Here

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

oh my god i can feel the effect…

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

British people will be the most prudish people ever but their address is 69 Rogering Street in Dick-Upon-Bollockshire

man this feels like a metaphor for anxiety or living paycheck to paycheck 

9/10

This entire segment was gold. From start to finish.

The animosity. The grace.

This shit was genuinely like a super villains monologue, down to the shoe just barely missing her even though she didn’t dodge at all

This is peak 2007

this website is wildly out of control