He is pushing his tits to the front so I CAN GRAB EM AND BITE EM AND *i am dragged off stage screaming* he might not be slaying in the sprint but he is definitely slaying absolute cunt looking like a puppy dog tortured soul Lucifer before the fall. The worse the torture gets, the more he starts whoring himself out on camera. I need to lay him down on a table and make him girl feast. I am squeezing him like a block of slime between my hands. I am running up the walls like a frenzied lizard. I am absolutely NOT recovering from this.
Okay like it's literal fact at this point that the more he suffers the hotter he gets!?!??!? We didn't see much of him yesterday and that's probably because he got a good result, yet today??? Today when he dnfs??? We get FED. The way he punctuates his answers with smiles in interviews makes me FUCKING SCREAM!!!! The angelic lighting in this is so unfair, how is he allowed to ruin my life like this in a SPRINT SHOOTOUT interview!?!??!! His beautifully fluffy cotton candy hair tufts are going to ruin me, he is literally glowing!!!! Angelic Fernando Alonso is not going to leave my thoughts for the rest of time.
Verdict: Cute (squeezing and biting and swallowing him whole)
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