Whit The Fuck Is This

homophobia is monica marrying chandler instead of rachel

homopbia is chandler marrying monica instead of joey

homophobia is ross

gay rights is phoebe

What really? Fuck I had no idea

i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year

And this is how you set boundaries

One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it. He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot.

Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of “fucks given”

damn right we did

virgin pride flag

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

REBLOG IF YOU'RE ENDING 1856 SINGLE

jeremiah is a cad who refused my hand to preserve my honor i’m better off a maid than in his most indecent company 💅🏻

wow big mood i mean this shit moves like fuck man

i dont know what the fuck you just said but i agree

the shaggy meme is hilarious but y'all are missing out on the wild shit mathew lillard would actually say during his Scooby doo press junkets. Like one time he said that he didn’t know how to get the specific shaggy squeak to his voice so before shooting he would sit in his car and scream until he was hoarse

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

That last line :((((

The fact that she actually had a plausible reason for the muzzle makes this even better.

damn we really in the wildest timeline huh