aspiring sillyguy

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

i hope i am not just an online presence to you all but also someone who has a really bad headache

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

happy pride

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy