fix your hearts or die!!!

People in 1977 were really hearing Scenes from an Italian Restaurant for the first time and then flipping the record over and hearing Vienna for the first time.

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I was on 40mg of Adderall for about 18 months. One of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. That shit had me starting a financial history podcast. I was fighting Tumblr battles phone in the shower shivering under hot water.

40mg addy is a doomed cyber warrior dose

every time I see someone from outside australia (or inside australia tbh) say “everything in australia wants to kill you lol” I want to scream. you are buying into colonial narratives! you are reinforcing the construction of the “aussie battler”! you are ignoring the way first nations people have lived with the land for centuries! you are participating in the homogenisation of australia in your belief that this is a land that needs to be tamed! shut up shut up shut up

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey