we can't lose her.

whenever grown fucking men talk endlessly about how much they hate reality TV and pop music and romance novels etc. etc. it’s just like……. ok we get it you hate women you hate everything made by women you hate everything enjoyed by women you hate everything associated with women and you hate fun we GET it okay just go back to watching your quanto tarantolli films and reading your chuck palaver novels or whatever the fuck it is you do when you’re not being a boring misogynist okay paul

No pants? Not even shoes??

do i fucking look like i have time to plan your entire outfit. i’m a busy woman

this is more of a pussy out look anyways

employee training video: at some point -god forbid- a union organizer may want to talk to you. beware, for that is none other than the devil himself

normally it’s spelled j-e-f-f but geoff I guess