always

The “stare” before the kiss.

The “kiss” before the fuck.

The “fuck” before the cuddle.

The “cuddle” before sleep.

The “fruit” by the foot.

@fruitbythefoot

he’s not reading this

Who?

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

The first time you see how cashew nuts grow, you’re gonna think somebody’s posting a joke picture or a weird art installation.

ok but you say this….then don’t give us pictures 

In case you ever wondered why cashews are so expensive. Now you can wonder why they aren’t more expensive.

what i’m wondering now is how anybody ever found out that you could eat cashews

I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…

I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

is this a Halsey song

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass’..

i wish it were easier to ask people, “can i just have a little extra love today”