Mentlegen~

putting the s at the front of lgbtq is by far the straightest straight person thing ive ever seen

Isabelle said fuck work

Legend

Girls be so shocked when they realize you actually listen and try to remember what they say.

because some of y'all have the attention span of a pecan unless a titty’s out.

Lmao I’m done.

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

FUCK

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

Thank you for sharing this because I’ve literally never seen this side of it

How did I have no idea that this happens?? This current breast cancer “awareness” campaign is so useless because it tries to he appealing to men

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

i wanna know the story behind this

What the FUCK

Look at this beautiful angel

#SHE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE GENERAL AREA OF FUCKING AROUND GODDAMN

Hello Queen of Genovia

i read an article once that tried to “analyze” why so many people hate anne hathaway. i think the reason is because she’s a woman who sticks up for herself and stands up against sexism