Don't Make this easy, I want you to mean it

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

"I was always a very serious child. I remember being, like, 13 and the girls were like, “Felicity is going to kiss Ben on the school field." It’s amazing I had any friends! Because I remember saying “Well, that’s stupid. It’s too young to mean anything. He doesn’t love her, and that’s just a waste of time."

I don’t know what this is but I love it

this show is actually hilarious.

eat your lettuce and be sad ahhahaha!

My favorite show

still the funniest thing to ever be on the internet

The thing that made Lilo a “freak” was her passion. Lilo was passionate about everything she ever did. She was passionate about Elvis, about feeding the ocean fish sandwiches, about making friends, about taming Stitch, and about Hula. Look at her smile. She is the only one who seems to be truly enjoying what she’s doing. It adds life. Passion is life. It’s vitality. It’s amazing. Be a Lilo.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

REALLY? I THOUGHT HE HAD!

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you