gay haven

MCHANZO

curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back by obliviates

“I’ll be darned. If it isn’t Hanzo. What brings you round these parts?” His accent was thicker. That was the first thing Hanzo noted. Even though he’d only been in the South again for about two months, somehow Jesse McCree had gotten more cowboy. And for the first time, it’s not just the two of them and his music and the simulated campfire. And for the first time, it’s not just the two of them sitting in a pleasant awkward silence, other than the occasional soft song on McCree’s guitar. And for the first time, Jesse McCree asks something Hanzo doesn’t know how to answer. (Trans!Hanzo)

***Hang The Fool by AlmaMeDuele (Of course)

How the heroic organization Overwatch acquires the talents of one Hanzo Shimada, and how gunslinger Jesse McCree will probably suffer because of it for the rest of his days.

twenty-one guns by starscry

Hanzo has been haunted by ghosts all his life. The phantoms of his past, the lingering presence of his brother - he just never thought he would be haunted by a real one.

Yes, Sir by Deadlockdarlin (Dokuganryu)

"I wanna be at your mercy"

Blurting it out wasn't how Mccree had intended to approach this subject, but he'd spent the last few hours with a knot in the pit of his stomach, the words seemingly stuck in his throat every time he'd tried to speak about it, and what better time to do it than now? Right in the thick of a battle. (Bondage)

Your Touch, My Comfort by Luddleston for SizzlyCrisp

Hanzo rarely felt at peace these days, but a week of leave was a blessing like no other when one had someone to spend it with.

Hanzo and McCree spend an afternoon together while they're on vacation. It involves a lot of kisses and a little bit of biting.

The True Meaning of Patience by lyraorion

McCree makes some mistakes on an operation because of hastiness, so Hanzo decides to teach him a lesson about taking your time to do your job right.

And boy, does he. (Minor Gunplay, Trans Hanzo)

If you Wanna see a Miracle, Watch me get Down by Luddleston

Hanzo and McCree are undercover in a bar, when they realize their targets are nowhere to be found.

It works out just fine, though, because Hanzo has other ideas of what he can do with McCree, a few drinks, and a place where nobody knows their names.

Wings of Love by mysterixn

Hanzo is assigned to be Jesse McCree's guardian angel. What he expects and what he gets are very different things. (Temporary character death)

Guns and Scales by Fledgling

A series of one-shots featuring McCree and dragon!Hanzo, as well as appearences from the rest of the crew.

Like The River by Goodluckdetective

Dragon Spirits don’t trust just anyone.

McCree never expected for them to ever trust him.

Or how McCree gained some trust, won a shootout, almost caught the flu, and proceeded to be the most handsome damsel in distress Overwatch has ever seen.

Ignore all Distractions by southdragon

Hanzo takes a job with Overwatch, and is isolating himself from who he is working with out of his own bad habits. But what happens when someone refuses to let him sit in isolation?

Tease by Samdragon

In which Hanzo rides the cowboy.

Run (No More) by rainbow_Velociraptor

Alternatively titled "The Story About How Hanzo Lost His Legs"

"My son ran into your arms like a wild dog runs towards a hunk of meat. Now I made sure that he will never run again."

*** Trust Knows No Fear by Jesse

Hanzo drew in a deep breath, his thick shoulders rolling as he slowly exhaled. He stared at the floor, and then at his feet, not looking up at Jesse. “Is it so bad that I am trying to spare you from this?”

Honestly confused at this point, McCree knelt down in front of Hanzo, trying to look up into his lover’s face. “And what do you mean by that?”

Closing his eyes, Hanzo turned his head away, the scarf in his hair spilling over his shoulders. “I don’t want you to have to see me like that.. without them.”

A oneshot fic in which Hanzo doesn't want to remove his prosthetic legs, not wanting McCree to see him without them. Jesse helps Hanzo to overcome that fear, as well as having a bit of fun afterwards.

Why Don’t We Just Dance by Anna_Blossom

Hanzo let a quiet laugh escape his lips. “You are embarrassing,” he said after a few moments.

“But you love me anyway,” McCree teased, and Hanzo rolled his eyes.

“Unfortunately so.”

(the one where McCree serenades Hanzo)

*** Pains, Gains, and Automata (SERIES)

Die nine times. Get up ten.

The invention of respawn, the nearly instantaneous reversal of death, has won wars and forever changed how Overwatch operates. Ammunition is infinite, nanobots repair wounds better than new, and expiration is a slap on the wrist. For some, respawn is nothing short of a miracle.

For others, it's the apocalypse.

Hanzo Shimada has no strong opinion on it one way or the other, but as he's enveloped in Overwatch culture, makes friends, discovers enemies, and fosters a vitriolic love for one Jesse McCree, he finds that every death has consequences, and respawn offers no sanctuary.

Trick Shot by andsylphy

At this point he was admitting to himself that half of him couldn’t end the competition due to pride, and half was wanting to impress McCree.

Dragon Heart String by Mchandsoap

Where dragons form a type of heartbeat soul bond with people they cherish, and Hanzo and McCree spend lots of time together.

Do It All Again by BulletproofFurniture

Hanzo had been sure when McCree suggested it, that he had been joking. He hadn’t looked up from cleaning his bow, and had waited for a more serious suggestion.

Until nothing came. Hanzo looked up at Jesse, eyebrows high in disbelief. McCree’s hands were on his hips with a confident grin on his face. “Jesse,” Hanzo said slowly. “We aren’t going skinny dipping.”

Jesse thinks he and Hanzo need a night off. Hanzo thinks Jesse is out of his mind.

To Make It Right by canterville

McCree’s never fancied a fella who didn’t make him worry some.

Bloodshot Eyes by twitchtipthegnawer

Hanzo Shimada is strong, and brave, and hot as all hell, and underneath it all he's even stronger and braver than McCree would have guessed. McCree knows it, and while he'll never admit the way it makes his heart feel (fluttering in his chest like a goddamn butterfly, what is he, a lovestruck teenager) he can admit that he never wants to spend another day without the knowledge that he has seen every side Hanzo has to offer.

Undercover by lyriumveins

Hanzo is a new member of Overwatch, working undercover in a coffee shop with a few other agents. He’s adjusting to his new life – and making good progress on his missions – when he starts finding ridiculous messages scrawled on coffee cups… Messages that are, apparently, for him. While he’s convinced it’s all just a ridiculous prank, D.Va calls them “pick-up lines” and insists that he has a “secret admirer.”

A Long Way by holdontoyourhulahoops

Hanzo and Genji have a long overdue conversation.

*** four days by starscry

“I have an embarrassin’ favor to ask of you,” Jesse says.

Hanzo stares at him expectantly, a single brow arched. “And what is that?” he asks.

“Y’see, my family might currently be under the impression that I’m bringin’ home a date for a few days next week. And, the thing is, I don’t really have one. So, I’m currently S-O-L and would really, really appreciate it if you came home with me for a few days and, uh. Pretended. To be my boyfriend.”

He stares down at his plate and jabs a fry into the enormous puddle of ketchup gathered in the center of it. If only the fry could be his hypothetical four-day boyfriend, he thinks; it would save him an enormous amount of embarrassment. It would be tastier, too.

[ Or - McCree desperately needs a fake date to bring home to his family, and Hanzo never does anything half-assed. ]

greedy by ahegao

As it turns out, untying McCree is not necessarily tantamount to rescuing him.

Sad Cowboy Songs by MooeyDooey

They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but sometimes it is through his taste in music.

*** Trauma by Demon_Apostle

It turns out that a sword can trigger a panic attack in Hanzo. He now needs to start a journey to rid himself of his trauma.

A little Anticipation by Astheroze

Hanzo had been downright ignored all day, left to suffer in mild arousal and wonder when Jesse would get on with it and press the godforsaken button on the idiotic little remote in his pocket. He hadn’t touched it all day- he left Hanzo to stew with the radio-controlled menace inside of him. And hadn't. Turned. It on. Once.

Petals on the River by bamfbugboy

Hanzo didn't know what to expect when he left Japan, but with his brother at this side, he would do anything to keep him safe. Even leave everything he knew, loved, and understood behind. Fleeing to California seemed like an extraordinarily outlandish idea, but his brother assured him that the southwest was a land of mystery, beauty, and romance--at least that's what his novels told him. He doesn't want to look over his shoulder for the rest of his life, so without hesitation, Genji closes his eyes before the train station's map, points, and tells his brother that's their destination. A little town out in the desert, away from the lights and busy streets of Los Angeles, where they'll start anew.

*** Magic McCree by Cawaiiey

Hanzo Shimada does not want to be here, he does not like strip clubs and never has. And Genji is wrong, he does not need to 'get laid', no matter how long this dry spell has lasted. He knows he'll regret being here tonight, and he needs a drink. And the tall glass of water clad in plaid that just bumped into him could be what cures his thirst. 

Points on a Circle by Hubris_And_Crafts

It began when Jesse McCree summoned one of Hanzo's dragons in the middle of battle.

It began a month ago when Hanzo looked at Jesse and realized he's already in love.

It began an hour ago when Satya heard the word 'magic' and refused the believe.

It began six months ago when Genji introduced his his brother to Jesse, not knowing the two of them have a past.

It begins. (Side genyatta/gency, sombrasong and sympharah)

Amor is for Protection

Everything about Hanzo was just so delightfully attractive. His silky hair, his well-groomed beard, his satisfied smirk. It all felt like it’d been specifically tailored to get McCree hot and bothered. Which was all well and good, but what was McCree supposed to do about the fact that Hanzo’s archery glove was the sexiest part of his ensemble? (GLOVE KINK)

*** Draw by Khateeah

Hanzo has an unhealthy fondness for Jesse's gun. (GUNPLAY, TRAUMA, UNHEALTHY COPING MECHANISMS)

Popcorn Redemption by Wyntera

They say life isn't like the movies.

Well, partner, they ain't never worked for Overwatch.

Desperate Measures by justlikethelionking

There is an itch that secretly-alpha Jesse Mccree cannot control. And the itch may be nearer than he thought.

What could go wrong, goes in a much different direction. Jesse is not complaining. (ABO)

*** The 85th Annual King County Bake-Off by venvephe (WIP)

It’s October first, and it’s all come down to this.

The cake is perfect. He’s been waiting for this moment all year, since the previous baking competition. This is his chance at redemption, at reclaiming the crown of the best baker in the county. It’s a title only the winner of the county fair can hold. He’s waited a year and spent hours upon hours at work. Early mornings and late nights, scrapped ideas and tons of flour and sugar went into his masterpiece. It’s all led to him to standing here, awaiting the announcement of the winners.

This year, it’s going to be Hanzo. Last year’s winner - his rival, his nemesis - is going down. Hanzo’s not going to let his mortal enemy take the crown for a third year in a row.

What kind of name is Jesse McCree, anyways?

*** It’s All Your Fault by Cawaiiey

Hanzo Shimada joins the ranks of Overwatch and finds that he quite likes teasing the resident cowboy. That is, until a single compliment ruins his thought process, and he has to deal with feelings he's not exactly well versed in.

Dragon Rider by cellostiel

"You don't- you don't get it. I am a beast, Jesse. Not some cuddly creature."

"I dunno, you seemed pretty cuddly the other night."

"You're not taking this seriously."

"'Scuse me, but my boyfriend's a dragon. What part of that 's serious?"

-

So turns out Hanzo can turn into a dragon sometimes. Who knew? (Trans!Jesse)

Silver Screen by  DerpyMcButtface

It's far, far in the future. The heroes are dead, old, or getting there fast. They're making movies now, about Overwatch, but not everyone's happy about that.

Be Sure To Hit The Mark by ceasefire

"Lie back, darlin'. Relax."

McCree's voice is rough and low, sounds like gravel crunching brittle underfoot from years of smoking cheap cigars and drinking cheaper alcohol. Hanzo can still taste smoke and moonshine on his tongue from when they'd started kissing, and the memory alone is enough to make him lick his lips as the flavour fades. (TITFUCKING)

Only Sweeter Thing by ceasefire

"I have never done this before."

McCree paused for a moment, his finger rubbing soothingly over Hanzo's skin. "With a man?"

Hanzo lets out a soft breath that tickled the whiskers on McCree's cheek.

"With anyone."

In which Hanzo is not as inexperienced as McCree assumes, and McCree is determined to make sure Hanzo's first is memorable for the right reasons.

***Good Fences Make Good Neighbors by vandoodle

Hanzo Shimada regrets ever joining Overwatch after he is paired with Jesse McCree, known cowboy enthusiast, and dropped off in the middle of American suburbia. Forced to blend in with the environment, endure neighborhood cookouts, and share his new living space with his so-called 'Husband', the two prepare to preform the ultimate sting operation: taking down the Vishkar corporation once and for all. He can't help but think this will all go horribly wrong.

Or, alternatively titled: the undercover fake-marriage fic that every fandom deserves.

GENYATTA

You Keep Me Stable by Semageon

Zenyatta can't help but desire his sparrow, and Genji is more than pleased to be able to finally be intimate with his master. (HORSE DICK WARNING)

That'll Do Fine by volsung

Genji and Zenyatta have been together a while now. They decide to bring McCree into the mix. (MCGENJI TOO)

*** Challenge by NeonCandies (WIP)

Genji Shimada was a man who never backed down from a challenge. From the weirdest challenge to the most extreme, he'd say yes to the dare and do whatever he could to accomplish it. So when he's dared to try and woo a particular Omnic monk, Genji barely thinks twice before he's agreeing. If only he knew how twisted his previously normal life would become the moment he accepted this dare.

*** And No Orchids Grow

A mountain cannot stop the road; it can find its own way across.

No Mistake Was Made by berlynn_wohl

“Your old body is gone,” Zenyatta said. “But we do not lament when the caterpillar's body is gone. We rejoice at the sight of a butterfly, do we not?”

Meet Me in a Safe Place by volsung

Genji pines after someone he cannot have, but finds the person he really needs. 

MCREYES

Always by makeuswise

Gabriel fucks Jesse's face and Jesse's in love.

Sweet by ghost900

Jesse’s going to kill him one day.

*** the death of by v_darkstar

Jesse is pure, smug and so darn happy that Gabriel can't keep down the urge to completely destroy him. McCree burns so bright, so much like Jack used to.

*** Dust Into Diamonds by whiskeyandguns

Jesse McCree has zero patience for sniping, good thing he's got Commander Reyes talking in his ear to keep him company.

Sexed Up by writing_ramblings (Series)

In which Reyes starts aching for sex and Jesse is that good of a human being to cease that pain.

Sickness & Health by smarshtastic

It's a strange thing, being cared for, being taken care of, after so many years of having to do it all himself.

---

Jesse has a cold, and Gabe does his best to take care of him.

Pink by tordarroch

Gabriel's latest mission goes on longer than planned. When he returns, the stress he is under is too much. As usual, his source of relief is Jesse but this time, things go a little differently.

Squats by Marshmellowtoast

Jesse come a long way since joining Blackwatch, building up his physic, and Gabe is all too happy to appreciate it.

Cave of Spleen by 6xoji (WIP)

McCree is drowning in his own blood when he realizes he loves Reyes.

Crooked feet by northernmongrel

Jesse McCree falls in love with a man who happens to be the king of the pacific.

Love Me by dorking

Is this how people make love?

If that were true, he'd have felt loved a long time before he met Reyes. (Past Abuse)

Treading Water by smarshtastic

Jesse coughs himself back to consciousness, curling up onto his side as the water he swallowed comes back up. His chest aches and his head is spinning and he can't quite get his eyes to focus right. He sees several pairs of dripping boots and someone's got their face close to his own. They're haloed by the lights over the pool so Jesse can't quite see who it is. Jesse blinks. It's Commander Reyes.

---

Jesse's fear of water means he never learned to swim. Gabriel Reyes is determined to fix that.

*** volcanoes (melt you down) by bonebo

For some reason, Gabriel had always imagined his first time having sex would be more…poetic. (Age reversal)

Home Is Where the Heart Is by hanzopanzo (floralstiel)

Gabe loved coming home to a good, home-cooked meal and, of course, his pretty little wife. (Feminization) 

*** Life Size Ghosts by northernmongrel

Jesse buries Gabriel, but decides not to leave. (Death Fic)

Crossed Wires by smarshtastic

Jesse flips the camera open on his comm, snaps a couple of pictures. He strokes himself lazily as he flips through them: shirt rucked up, stomach exposed, a bead of precome leaking from the tip of his cock. The lower part of his face is in the frame, lip caught between his teeth. He hits send before he can think too hard about it.

---

Jesse accidentally sends some junk mail to his commanding officer.

Making Plans by fabrega

"I was really hoping we wouldn't have to have this conversation." Gabe hasn't looked up yet; he can only imagine the look on Jesse's face. 

Substitute by crimson_wake

Ana tells him he's in over his head.

[reset] by bonebo

Sometimes Gabriel just needs a break.

*** nox by bonebo

In the Soldier Enhancement Program, before the days of Overwatch and when the world teetered on crisis, heroes were made.

Jesse’s heard the stories, just like everyone else--heard of the brave men and women who volunteered for the project, gave their bodies to science to take and break and reinvent, recreate in a better, stronger image. He’s seen the plaques at the museums dedicated to the Crisis, golden lists of names as long as his arm: those who tried, and failed, to make themselves good enough, fast enough, strong enough, to save the world.

Not everyone could be a hero.

*** Exodus by fabrega

Gabe thinks about what he owes Blackwatch, and Overwatch; about what Ana had told him; about white picket fences. He thinks about all the time he's spent fighting for a peace he might never get himself. He thinks about the last time he felt happy.

"Leave with me," Jesse repeats.

And Gabe says, "Okay."

Elemental Forces by winterwhite (SERIES)

Sometimes trouble comes to Jesse. Sometimes Jesse goes to trouble. Sometimes something bigger is brewing around him. How it all happened, in slices.

home is where you hang your hat by WordsAreScribbles

A young Jesse McCree has been invited to join the elusive Blackwatch. There's some paperwork to be done first, though.

Teacher's Pet by tordarroch (SERIES)

Jesse is Gabriel's favourite recruit. (WATESPORTS AKA PISS)

Face to Mask by tordarroch

Jesse was used to being on his back for Gabriel. Unsurprisingly, he ends up in the same position for Reaper. 

Good Ideas by fabrega

Not for the first time, Gabe is struck by how much he loves Jesse McCree.

Honeymooners by smarshtastic

Jesse thumbs the ring on his left hand. It’s heavy and thick and wholly unfamiliar - but he kind of likes the way the cold metal has warmed to his skin. He really kind of likes it. He’s not exactly going to admit that to Gabe, who’s taken on this mission with his usual unwavering professionalism. Still, it’s weird to see him in off duty clothes - weirder still that it’s a Hawaiian shirt and shorts.

---

In which Jesse and Gabe pretend they're newlyweds as a cover for a mission at a fancy island hotel.

*** Bad At Making Friends by fabrega

"Every few months, Reyes disappears for a couple of days," Sombra says. "No indication of where he's going, no real warning, just poof and he's gone."

"But he comes back, right? So you don't need to know. You're being nosy."

"So this time," she says, "I tracked him."

The Lemon Song by flashrevolver

In which Jesse Mccree is hot for Commander Reyes, and overhears him moaning his name in the shower.

*** down by the highway side by rustandstardust

There's a rumor in the Southwest, more of an urban legend. A story to tell in the dead of the night. A horror story so chilling it turns the warmest of blood into ice, a love story so poignant it tugs at heartstrings like they’re controls for a marionette: one about a just man and Death.

so you were never a saint by leonshardt

“You know I don’t like sleeping on planes,” McCree mumbles, eyelids already sliding shut. “Always dream of falling, one way or another.”

“Yeah,” Reyes says, “I know that.”

Dorado by abrasive

Fluff about Reaper and McCree exploring Spanish and their somewhat similar and simultaneously very different heritages and childhoods together.

I've Got It Bad by mysterixn

Gabe starts teaching McCree how to play the guitar, and the two end up figuring out their relationship. Set during Blackwatch era. 

ASSORTED SHIPS OR NO SHIPS

*** The Upgrade by robotfvckers

Zenyatta installs an upgrade and gets more than he bargained for.  (DUB-CON WARNING)

*** Broth by artvinsky

The scent of the stock wafting about the small kitchen and the rest of the unit is enough the bring back faded images of long days of training in Genji’s mind, when he was younger and where he would end his day sitting at his father’s left hand, Hanzo across him looking tired from a day for meetings with the clan elders but happy for the bowl of shoyu ramen in front of him, and all of them eating as a family away from responsibility and duty only if for a meal-

But then he thinks of this family he now has, their ragtag bunch of ex-heroes-

He wants to cook them a good meal.

Unfortunately, he cannot taste it.

--

aka. that one ramen fic involving the Shimadas and the rest of the team. (Background mchanzo and genyatta)

Pillow Talk by Deathtouch (LUCIO/REINHARDT)

in which Lucio orders an escort to help him sleep at night, among other things...

He found himself face to face with an impossibly broad chest. He had to tip his head back to look this guy in the eyes. His heart rattled against his rib cage. Lucio had asked for the largest escort they had, and boy he was not disappointed.

Three Times Lúcio Utilized Reinhardt's Muscles to Complete a Mundane Task (And the One Time it Got Him Laid) by Doctorziegler (LUCIO/REINHARDT)

Sometimes, having a boyfriend whose arms are the size of tree trunks can be useful.

***I Will Be Your Shield, I Will Bring You Together by letmeshinebright (LUCIO/REINHARDT) 

Overwatch has just been recalled by Winston, and the old crew is trying to make up for lost time. Members are joining, missions will soon begin again, and justice will be dealt. Reinhardt thought that Overwatch was a mission left for history to reflect on, but now back in the thick of things he is ready for action. With the further Overwatch goes, the more ghosts seem to be reappearing. And with old ghosts, come old memories.

Get ready for that slow burn.

*** Transgressions, Sins, the Unforgivable by Vrunka (SERIES)

They have done this a hundred times. A thousand. Jack has no more rights to pre-mission jitters. But Gabe could die, he could die and those thoughts Jack just can't take. (Religious imagery, blasphemy)

*** Genji76 by AnonymousFragger (SERIES)

Genji had been waiting long enough for Jack to make a move after their last interaction. He decides to jumpstart things. (Trans!Genji)

Help for the Lost by robotfvckers (Mondatta/Hanzo/Zenyatta)

Giving & Taking  (LIVEJOURNAL FIC)

John loves to be full of cock. He can sleep without nightmares if he's got a cock up his arse and nothing relaxes him more after a long day than sitting on someone's lap, fully impaled, and watching the telly. Sherlock is all, "Whatever, as long as you don't interrupt my thought processes, you can use my penis."

**At the Edge of Desire

While helping John move back in to the flat, Sherlock discovers a strap-on among John's things. He finds the discovery considerably difficult to move past.

**What Did You Think About (Series)

John and Sherlock roleplay their biggest masturbatory fantasies

**Eye of the Beholder

At a crime scene, John confesses that he's in love with a man. Sherlock is upset until John starts describing this man in more detail. For just a few seconds, Sherlock thinks it could be him... until John mentions that this man is also beautiful.

Sherlock makes a cutting remark and walks away.

John is devestated... until he works out what's really happened and sets about proving to Sherlock that he is beautiful with long, drawn out, worshipful sex.

Sherlock’s Laboratory, Episode 1: Romance

“John, this isn’t one of your science fiction programmes. This is reality." (CLONE FOURSOME)

**The Doubtful Comforts of Human Love

UK Ballet principal dancer Sherlock Holmes and assistant rugby coach John Watson met and fell in love as ambitious, optimistic teenagers. Twenty years on, they are entering midlife, facing the break-down of their bodies and the ending of their careers, and contemplating what the future holds for two middle-aged men forced to start over. With a frightening crisis unfolding at the Ballet, Sherlock must balance the demands of his career, his friendships, and his marriage with his own struggle against bitterness and discontent, while John takes a long-overdue glance from the outside, in, and stutter-steps toward making a kind of peace.

Brilliant and Commonplace

John's been comfortably heterosexual for years. Well, unless you count that bit when he'd been erroneously figuring himself Lesbian Daughter #2. Enter Sherlock and... uh, mildly kinky gay sex? (Trans!John)

Sugar & Spice

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson compete on The Great British Bake Off.

It's Not Irrelevant To Me

A drunken talk about masturbation turns into something more

Inexplicable

So what was in that matchbox, anyway? John and Sherlock find out, the hard way. (Bodyswap. Sort of Johnlockary polyamory)

Rearranged

The chairs in 221b get rearranged as part of an experiment. John gets a whole new view of Sherlock.

**Back to the Start

Sherlock hasn't played the violin since John's wedding (which is long since over), and when John returns to 221B, Sherlock relearns the violin as he and John relearn each other. Post S3 fic with an obscene amount of pining, idiocy, and attempts to pawn off tea duties.

don't forget it was real

With each list Mycroft finds, a piece of his heart is fractured and left behind. Post-TAB.

**The Art of Disguise

Holmes is a master of disguise, and Watson is appreciative. Lots more disguise than case, here. Mostly just disguise appreciation. Holmes in a dress. The end. (ACD!Johnlock)

Under the Waves

Sherlock finally makes the decision to end his life. John helps with the fallout. ( WIP :( )

The First of Many

Written for a holiday gift prompt: How about John giving Sherlock his very first blowjob for his birthday (for convenience, let's say they got together at Christmas or New Years b/c ROMANTIC). Sherlock is a Total Mess and john really Gets Into It.

The Battle for John H. Watson

Sherlock walks off the plane to find that Moriarty is alive, and for some reason John seems to be terribly angry with him...

**W.A.T.S.O.N.

Sherlock has been called a cold, calculating and heartless machine throughout his adult life. It’s only fitting that he finds his first true friend in an Artificial Intelligence.

nonconformity

Sherlock's lying on his leather couch completely naked, save for a sheet, on a blistering hot summer's day in London, and John gives him a way to forget about the heat.  (Trans!Sherlock and NB!John)

The One Where Sherlock Finds Out People Think He's Straight

“Perhaps you could have an identification badge,” John suggested. “One of those ‘Hello, my name is’ stickers to put on your clothes, and you could write ‘gay’ in sharpie.”

“Now you’re just being ridiculous,” Sherlock said, rolling his eyes.

**The Moment Pleasantly Frightful

Sherlock doesn't kiss him all at once. He takes John apart, piece by piece, until there's nothing left of him.

**Your Perfect Offering

“Sherlock,” John continues, careful and quiet. “I’ve seen your back. I know you were hurt. I don’t want to pry, I don’t want to cause you discomfort but...I’m starting to think something else happened there. In Serbia.”

Sherlock rolls away and sits up on the edge of the bed, his back to John.

“A great many things happened in Serbia,” he says, flat and remote. “None of them were pleasant.”

IMPORTANT: This story is, essentially, a rape recovery fic. There is an in depth, though not explicit discussion of the actual incident, in chapter 3. The focus here is on John and Sherlock working on establishing a trusting physical relationship in the aftermath of deeply buried trauma.

**Speaker for the Bees

It isn't always easy assisting a deaf detective. Luckily for John, they make a pretty good team.

all things warm and tender

Grinning and giggling, John slides back down under the sheet and pulls it over his head, but when he pushes the folds of the linens away, Sherlock is waiting for him, eyes bright and hair wild, the firelight bleeding through the thin fabric, colouring everything in soft peach and topaz, and in that moment he is so suddenly, unexpectedly, ethereally beautiful that John forgets how to breathe.

Turnabout

Holmes wants to try something new; Watson is game. (Trans!Holmes)

The Mystery of the Olive Green Chair

Inspired by the promo pic of the boys in the special, this is my first attempt at Victorian Johnlock, so be gentle with me, folks. Also the chair is like, way bigger in this fic than in the photo, so just...just go with it.

**In A Changing Age

Sherlock wakes up in the 19th century, with no idea how he got there.

a good old-fashioned happy ending

And Sherlock stands there, in the middle of a Christmas market as John hums along to Silent Night, John’s hand warm in his with fingertips a little gritty from the cinnamon-sugar doused churros they’d shared, and thinks, oh, that’s–that’s an idea, isn’t it?

*

For Christmas this year, Sherlock wants to get John something special: something every fairytale deserves.

****The Ground Beneath Your Feet

Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure. (PLEASE READ THIS!)

****To the Sticking Place

Renowned Shakespearean actor Sherlock Holmes has finally burned all of his bridges in the theatre industry save for his constant director, Greg Lestrade. John Watson has made a name for himself in the musical theatre circuit, but age and injury are working against him. Can they reinvent themselves for an all-male Macbeth without killing one another? (PLEASE READ THIS TOO! IT’S SO GOOD)

**Living Sculptures

The reality of cocaine toxicity gives rise to more fantasy.

(Continuing from the last scene in TAB, Sherlock slips in and out of his alternate universe.)

The Scent of Me on You

The end of the most important case of Sherlock's life: PWP with feels version.

An Acquired Taste

At Montague Street when Sherlock was forced to sate his body’s needs, he was at least able to wander about the flat as much as he pleased.

At Baker Street, it was mini-bags in a mini-fridge and bedroom confinement.

The Boy Who Drank Stars

“I’m looking for a castle,” John informed the scarecrow. “A moving one.”

Except that, as it turned out, it was not a moving one at all.

Every Other Freckle

100% fluffy, slice-of-life lovin' and love makin'. John and Sherlock are young and sweet and ridiculously in love with each other. (Trans!Sherlock)

So true a fool is love

Exiled, never to return to his homeland, the Prince of Denmark finds himself at the mercy of a notoriously ruthless monarch. When he catches the King's eye, the Prince must do everything he can to stay in his sovereign's good graces while surviving an increasingly hostile court. (WIP)

Alternative Medicine

“We’re self-medicating anxiety and boredom.”

“No, we’re not,” John says breathlessly. “That’s not it anymore.”

**Leveling Up

John plays video games, Sherlock writes a guide on GameFAQs, and they get on quite well together... eventually.

Told entirely through emails, text messages, and voice chats. (WIP)

the safety in the spaces of your mouth

A naming. (or How john came up with Sherlock’s favorite pet name.)

**Wars We Fought, Things We're Not

“Oh come, John. Could be fun,” Mycroft taunts, accompanied by an eyebrow arch he’s gotten far too good at. “Besides, it’s not as if it’s your first time pretending to be a couple.”

Five months after John's world has fallen apart, Mycroft sends the consulting detective and his doctor on a case that neither is prepared for.

Forces of Nature

Sherlock watched as the man pushed himself out of the water and onto the floating dock constantly anchored in the middle of the lake. Oh. He was… He was quite tanned. Broad shoulders sloped into a narrow, muscular waist and tapered hips that disappeared into the navy swim trunks. Somehow the breadth of the shoulders made the thighs and legs that appeared out of the bottom of the trunks look delicate. Tanned in their own right and powerful, but oddly proportionate to the shorter stature the man seemed to possess. Sherlock watched the water run off of him, down his back, tracing a path along his spine and through the pleasing fossae lumbales laterales and lumbar lordosis into the waistband of the trunks. Sherlock swallowed. Shit.

**John Watson, Bachelor (Director's Cut)

For those of you who aren't up-to-date on their Reality TV schedules, Monday night is The Bachelor night. This season, John Watson is the bachelor.

A Monumental Relief

After Sherlock makes a suggestive comment, John's imagination runs wild. Sometimes, reality is much, much better than fantasy.

Mercy

John Watson asks God to save him while wounded in the desert. When God does he figures he'd better pay him back. After two years as a vicar at a large parish he finally gets to move to a small town and have a parish of his own.

Sherlock Holmes asks God to save him, while deep in depression. He receives no answer. Some people, it seems, have to make their own redemption.

A man of God and an all out heretic, the only thing joining them being their thinly veiled self loathing. Well, that and the fact that they are swiftly, and with little mercy, falling in love. (WIP)

**Unkissed (series)

Sherlock returned from the dead a year ago. John returned to Baker Street six months ago. They've been in a couple since then. or at least, not NOT a couple. For two smart men, they sure can be dumb. Luckily, an art thief tries to drown Sherlock, Sherlock has a fever dream and things are about to change.

Looking Glass Cabaret

Lady Grey dropped her gaze and giggled, shaking her head. She looked up again. “Irene was right about you.”

“Oh?”

She nodded. “She said that you were a devilish man, she could tell just by looking at you.”

Sherlock’s chest grew warm with something he would rather not analyse as he stared down into her warm gaze. “Takes one to know one.”

Lady Grey scoffed. “Oh, Irene? Devil in a red dress, of course”

Sherlock shook his head, slightly dazed and in wonder that he was standing outside in the dark, talking to a drag queen he was developing an unhealthy infatuation for with every word that left her lips. “I was talking about you.” (CABARET DANCER!John)

Happy Birthday, John

"He still didn’t know how he had let Mary convince him to do this, without even speaking to him. Nor did he know how she had found out about his inner desires. But the fact remained that she had, and that she had decided to take advantage of it to ‘surprise’ John. And what a damn surprise it was."  (Good!Mary and Joltolock)

Strange Neighbours (AO3 account needed to read)

When Sherlock Holmes finds himself stranded in the English countryside at a struggling bed and breakfast, the last thing he expects is for a much more intimate mystery to fall into his lap.

Coup de Foudre

subterfuge isn't subterfuge if you don't know what the hell you're doing

The entire idea was ludicrous, and terrified John a whole hell of a lot.

*Hello

After Sherlock returns to London after breaking down Moriarty's network an angry John refuses to talk to him... So Sherlock leaves him some messages...

A fic inspired by Adele's song 'Hello'.

*The Printer Is Jammed

John is a disgruntled customer who just wants his money back for a shoddy printer Harry ordered for him off of a catalogue. Sherlock is a bored customer service rep working the summer he has off from Oxford. They are both about to get more than they bargained for.

Little King Trashmouth

John meets his trash clone self and is not amused.

Sherlock is, a bit.

Filled

Sherlock gives John the most drawn out and amazing fuck ever. 

*Measuring the Size of the Human Voice

John doesn’t use any of his words at work. He becomes adept at sign language, has a vast array of flashcards with careful illustrations of the human body on them and another set with instructions: SHOW ME WHERE IT HURTS; STAND UP, PLEASE; BREATHE IN; AND OUT AGAIN; VERY GOOD, THANK YOU.

Cocoon

At least shut the curtains, then.

*Level 65 Paladin Looking for Group

"I think I met someone," John says at his next therapist's appointment. "A friend." "Really?" Ella asks. She sounds pleased, and also surprised. "What's his name?" John nods. "Really. His name's Sherlock. He -- he plays the same game as me, the online one. We party together."

Annuo

John’s bedroom is awash in the tender ash-darkness of early evening and in it, like exotic fish in a big tank, John and Sherlock glide against each other. John has waited for this moment for so long that he can barely remember what life was like before perpetual denial wedged itself into his very soul.

Belt-Fed Cock

Some babies are born with hair, or with teeth. Some with a caul, some with a tail. Sherlock Holmes was born with an olive drab bandana in his right pocket.

Iris

Sherlock does his best to make John happy when John comes back to 221B with his new baby after the events of Season 3, but Sherlock has a track record of getting things wrong in this area. This story is an exploration of their gradual shift from friends to lovers, told from Sherlock's perspective, full of a lot of pining and lack of emotional awareness. (But don't worry; I love a happy ending.)

To Have and To Hold

“I'm just supposed to get married, knowing that there's something here between us that we refuse to talk about?” John is moving closer as he talks, backing Sherlock against the wall. “Knowing that a week ago I was all but inviting you to ask me for... anything you wanted. And you do, don't you? Want something from me?”

There are a considerable number of things Sherlock wants from John. He doesn’t think about them. Didn’t think John was aware of them. ”I don't know what you mean.”

“Me, Sherlock,” John says. “I mean that you want me.”

To Ruin

Of course Sherlock demanded to be released from the hospital as soon as he was admitted.

“You’re not leaving.” Mycroft informed him. “At least not without proper supervision.”

Sherlock glared at him as he shoved aside the deplorable food.

“I’m serious, Sherlock. This is for your own good.”

*The Thrill of Instinct

Sherlock Holmes, a new Jurassic World dinosaur petting zoo manager, imagined that simply working with the dinosaurs would give him the thrill of his life. Instead, he finds that the only thing that thrills him more is bearded raptor trainer, John Watson.

Basically, Sherlock meets John, they fall in love, like all fanfics. This time there's dinosaurs.

*Pretty Piece of Tail

Sherlock tries to make John regret leaving him for a shift at the surgery. Nothing goes quite as planned, but he's certainly not complaining.

The Breath Between Us

A simple romance that takes place in a traditionalist alpha/omega society. John is invalided home and finds himself an eligible bachelor; Sherlock is a stubborn omega who has refused all of his suitors. They take to one another.

Slim to None

John isn't normally one for self-confidence issues, but following a case, he's hit with a wave of self-doubt. John is determined to get back his self confidence in any way possible.

The White Lotuses

One day John realizes that he just isn't where he belongs, which is back at Baker Street with Sherlock. So he goes back and Sherlock, in his own way, courts him. Romance.

*The Perfect Specimen

After seeing John undressed for the first time and making certain observations, Sherlock quickly becomes obsessed with a certain body part belonging to his flatmate.

*Ugly Duckling

Sherlock has spent his life thinking that he's ugly, and it really wouldn't bother him except for two things: a) he wants John to like him, and b) he finds himself on a case involving underwear modeling. But apparently body positivity comes with a bloody side dish of serial killing, and John in nothing but pants is very distracting. What's an ugly duckling to do?

*A Lesson in Patience

On Valentine's Day, Sherlock can't stop thinking about topping for the first time, and then things go a bit awry. 

13, 19, 38

Three vignettes of Sherlock’s life that take place when he is (roughly) 13, 19, and 38 years old, respectively, each dealing with Sherlock’s experiences and thoughts regarding sex and romance. (AO3 ACCOUNT NEEDED TO READ THIS FIC)

*The Toy Soldier

One day John comes home from work early and walks in on Sherlock doing something he never expected to see... 

Watch What They Photograph

“If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.” — Unknown

Working on the Edges

No matter where you put Sherlock and John, they click. Including the Winter Olympics. (PODFIC)

*The Odd-Edged Puzzle

Sherlock knows his body. Can tell you every inch of it, every scar, every bone, where everything should be and where everything wasn't. He could tell you the exact register of his voice, how low it dipped when he so chose to make it do so. He could tell you how people see him, how they perceived his form to be. He could reveal how he didn't bother to correct him, the data all unimportant.

But he cannot tell John Watson, because to tell him would mean disaster. Spell out an end to their friendship forever.

At least, this is what Sherlock thinks. (WIP)

*I'm a Flame and You're my Fire (Series)

After being shot and invalided from the Army, John is living a despondent life with a wife who has no respect and no love for him any longer, yet he is desperate to make their marriage work. In a last ditch effort to save their marriage, he moves them out of London and to some small, nameless town where his good friend, Mike Stamford, has been able to get him a job as a teacher at a secondary school. There he meets a teenage boy who he has an undeniable connection to, and who has the ability to make his life seem less meaningless. Though he knows that it’s wrong, John just can’t stop the relationship he is developing with Sherlock from growing. It slowly begins to spiral out of control, consuming his entire life like a wild fire and changing him in ways he didn’t think were possible anymore. (DADDY KINK AND STUDENT/TEACHER)

Lessons in Astronomy

In a different time, a more naive time, Sherlock thought he was the star and John the satellite, circling him in worshipful orbit. He knows now that was never true. John was always the sun, bright and fierce, and Sherlock was the pale, cold moon, his only heat coming from the light he reflected.

And then his sun went into supernova. Moriarty said he would burn him and he has, and John is the fire, his rage and grief incinerating Sherlock, burning the heart out of him in the end, turning him into nothing but cinder and ash. And now the supernova is collapsing, a black hole born where there was once warmth and heat and love, and Sherlock is being pulled down, down past the event horizon, into the endless frozen void where nothing can ever escape. (SECOND PART OF THE SERIES HAS UNREQUITED HOLMECEST BUT IT CAN BE SKIPPED)

******good-morrow to our waking souls

"Their souls find each other and come together again; he is named John now, and he is as constant and unchangeable as ever, as sure to be by his side as it is sure that the sun will rise."

Sherlock finds it difficult to live without John in any life, and always remembers how he is taken from him.

Or: how many ways can two men die over the course of more than 2,000 years? (HOLY FUCKING SHIT READ THIS. WARNING FOR SUICIDE, DEATH AND VERY BRIEF MOMENT OF PEDOPHILIA. LOTS OF ANGST.)

Speaker for the Bees

It isn't always easy assisting a deaf detective. Luckily for John, they make a pretty good team.

A Study in Silicone

Female!Sherlock and Jane Watson try out a strap-on dildo for the first time.

*Common Tongues: Unassuming Brilliance

John may be predictably average in most things, but there are a handful of areas in which he knows he is uncommonly skilled. He can make a great cup of tea, for one. He's also good at patching folks up, putting bullets precisely where he wants them, and listening.

The one skill that John is perhaps most exceptional in, though, is language. John is a polyglot. (AO3 ACCOUNT NEEDED TO READ THIS FIC)

A Study in Repression

By a strange turn of events, Sherlock is forced to reconcile his feelings toward his flatmate and confront his addictive nature.

*****At Night In The Floating World

"Xie [...] had invented an entire pleasure-industry by combining superior visual aesthetics with impeccable personal attention. Drasha salons were by that time a feature of any even half-decent house of repose in every pleasure district in the British Isles, but once upon a time, when Xie debuted, there had been only one, and Xie had named it: the Icehouse."

* Deep-cover Unity operative, the Face, finds himself drawn into the orbit of the otherworldly Xie, a world-famous "drasha" (drag+geisha) artist in a London house of repose. As a resistance plot unfolds, the secrets each of them keeps will draw them together even as they threaten to drive them apart.

Modern-day dystopian/one-world government/espionage/geisha!lock AU

Tag and Release

John didn’t often order Sherlock to do something, but when he did, he expected to be obeyed. (AO3 ACCOUNT NEEDED TO READ THIS FIC)

*A subtle Shift

Life with Sherlock has prepared John for a lot of eventualities, but even he is surprised, when he comes home one evening to find Sherlock wearing a dress.

Touchingly Loyal

John wants more intimacy. Sherlock agrees. There is a misunderstanding.

Make You Feel My Love

Joan Watson came back to London expecting a life of boredom and routine, completely devoid of the danger and excitement she craves. But that hadn't taken into account the woman-shaped whirlwind called Sherlock Holmes sweeping through her life.

*Love Is A Much More Capricious Communicator

When Sherlock first lays eyes on John, it's love at first sight. Unfortunately, Sherlock is sort of a two-year-old about emotions, and gets clumsy, tongue-tied and stupid every time he tries to speak to John.

Uneventful

It’s completely and entirely surreal, and didn’t happen at all the way John had expected it to.

Bloom

They'll kiss, and they'll touch, and they'll make each other ache with pleasure, but this-- this is something, isn't it?

Unilock/Late-Teenlock, slice-of-life fic in which John and Sherlock are silly and in love. Contains afab-transgender Sherlock.

*Packing Heat

John braced for the cutting deduction they day they met at Bart’s and Sherlock said “Afghanistan or Iraq?” Six months on, it still hasn’t come.

Without Knowing How

John grows up reading about a fictional detective named Sherlock Holmes but, after nearly dying in Afghanistan, finds himself in a world where Sherlock Holmes is very much real.

No Light Thing

John wants a healthy relationship. Sherlock struggles to understand the concept. (S&M)

His Lips Tremble Still

Sherlock is trapped in an unhappy marriage ( to Seb Wilkes? I was always fascinated by how subdued Sherlock was around him in TBB.) He enters into an affair with a charming former-Army doctor named John Watson.

The Halloween Party

Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer -- a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden places and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo.

Relax and Just Breathe

Sherlock tries to catch the attention of a gorgeous young lifeguard. He succeeds. Sort of...

*Let's Make a Bed Out in the Rain

John is devastated after his long-term girlfriend leaves him. Sherlock helps him through it.

A New Record

John's existing in a world where everyone around him wants to create who he is and won't listen to what he has to say. Save for one person, and that person isn't even within arm's reach. (SET IN AN AMERICAN SCHOOL)

*echoes through time

Mummy sends a trunk from the Holmes cottage in Sussex to 221B. Its contents alter the way John and Sherlock see themselves and one another.

Idle Hands

While working as a video sign language interpreter for the deaf, John's last client of the day asks him to interpret a highly unusual call.

(aka deaf Sherlock wants to call a phone sex hotline AU)

Voice Like Thunder

Survival Strategies for the Domesticated British Butthole

In which there’s a rimming disaster, Sherlock depilates his butt, everything goes very, very wrong and groceries are mistreated. This fic contains hair removal creme in a butthole, ice lollies in a butthole and John Watson's penis in a butthole. You have been warned.

Play With Me

John's had a bad week, Sherlock offers the perfect cure (BDSM)

A Matter of Degrees

In which John has a nice date, disturbs his flatmate, and makes it up to him. (SERIES, HAS HET)

*In the Dark of the Moon

In a world where 95% of the population is either a Dom, a sub, or a switch, what if the other 5% were completely non-dynamic? Could a relationship between a Dom like Sherlock and a non-dynamic like John ever work?

*Without a Doubt

When Sherlock Holmes meets John Watson as a child in 1949, he has no idea what he's in for. Growing up in the age of drive-in movies, leather jackets, and diners and soda shops on every corner sounds pretty picturesque, but the 1950s present plenty of challenges as well, and falling in love with your best friend? Well, that's never easy.

Curious Case

After burning his hands, Sherlock's unable to release his 'tension' in the usual manner. Who should he turn to? His totally, completely straight friend and flatmate who's totally not into Sherlock or his boy parts at all. Definitely.

Just a bit of fun that's PWP with a hint of plot, all the way through.

*The Syntax of Things

When John looked at him, Sherlock felt whole, felt like he was who he was meant to be. Not a freak, an oddity, or a monster in-between.  (Transphobia, Trans!Sherlock. Must have AO3 account)

Say My Name

John Watson, my dear partner, faithful friend, eternal confidante, and enthusiastic lover, is the quietest man in bed I have ever known. (ACD Holmes)

Innocence

"This, then, is the day that finally and irrevocably makes me a criminal in the eyes of the law." (ACD Holmes)

Gross Indecency

Sherlock and John are on a stakeout. Sherlock gets bored waiting. John gets turned on. They’re in a carriage. You guess what happens next.

In which, John and Sherlock put the Victorian laws concerning public indecency through a very vigorous test. (Victorian!Lock)

Witness and Testimony

Men of certain dispositions should not take up residence with consulting detectives. Having done so anyway, Watson is finally forced to face the consequences. Not quite the consequences he expected, however. (ACD Holmes)

*Take My Breath Away

Sherlock opens his eyes and looks at his friend—his best friend—and slowly tips his chin down until his forehead rests softly against John’s. They stay that way for a long moment, lips just a whisper apart, warm puffs of air mingling as each of them struggles to breathe.

It’s no wonder they ended up here, really, locked in this breathless moment balanced on the cusp of something new.

They’ve spent years taking each other’s breath away…

Bruise Break Mend

John's unsure about the depth and darkness of his desire for Sherlock. Sherlock's got a little surprise for him.  (BDSM)

*Where Else Would I Be?

John and Sherlock's five-year-old granddaughter spends the weekend with them in Sussex. Sherlock happily indulges her whims, and John takes care of them while quietly revisiting the past thirty years of their lives together.

Worth The Wound

John would not, before tonight, ever have thought he’d have a reason to be happy that a band of Chinese smugglers mistook him for Sherlock and so pistol-whipped, then kidnapped him. However, as he sits next to Sherlock in the cab home from the tramway, Sherlock’s reaction gives him the best reason in the world. (BDSM)

That's An Order

Something John says reminds Sherlock of a desire he’d thought long forgotten.

s'fine (all fine)

He breaks two beakers in as many hours. The third, he flings straight at the wall, and the solution (he can’t remember what it was, but what does that matter, when he can’t even focus?) trickles down the wallpaper, discoloring it as it goes. John’s going to kill him.

If he comes home.

No. Of course he will.

(Still worrying about what he said during the last one, Sherlock goes into heat while John's at work.) (Omegaverse)

**Mary

Last night he dreamt he went to Manderley again...

Monte Carlo, 1937. While working as the companion to Sebastian Wilkes, a young man becomes acquainted with a wealthy Englishman, John Watson. Rumour has it that Watson, owner of the grand country estate Manderley, is still haunted by the sudden death of his late wife. But as the young man soon learns, not all is as it seems.

Anytime

Sherlock blinks and attempts to focus. There is a little too much vodka in his veins at the moment and it’s having an unfortunate effect on his brain and retinas both. There are two Johns sitting across from him, and both of them are frowning at him.

“You’re drunk,” the Johns tell him.

Sherlock blinks some more. “Says the man with Mrs Hudson’s doily on his head.”

To Show You a Night

Sherlock's never had an orgasm before. John crafts a solution.

"I forgot how badly I wanted to fuck your mind.”

Bought and Paid For

D/s AU - John Watson is a sub-for-hire, working off the debt Harry accumulated while he was off in Afghanistan. Sherlock Holmes rents his services for the night as an escort to Mycroft's fancy party (and a thumb of the nose to his brother). John proves to be even more interesting than Sherlock expected, though, just as Sherlock proves to be not as frightening a dominant as John had feared. (BDSM)

*The glory hole story that does not deserve a title

Sherlock overhears John being interested in Glory Holes.

Blond Barista Seeks Dashing Ballet Dancer: Inquire Within

Between classes, his job at a local cafe, and being captain of the rugby team, John Watson's life is plenty stressful enough without the addition of a mysterious ballet dancer he can see through the windows of the dance studio across the street, but, somehow, he can't bring himself to mind.

*Sharp Bits and Safe Paths

John learns Sherlock sacrificed much more than he ever could have believed in his time away. (RAPE, DISCUSSION OF RAPE, AND RECOVER. READ WITH CAUTION.)

Picnic

A warm summer's day. A secluded grove. A great many imaginary penises.

**The Printer Is Jammed

John is a disgruntled customer who just wants his money back for a shoddy printer Harry ordered for him off of a catalogue. Sherlock is a bored customer service rep working the summer he has off from Oxford. They are both about to get more than they bargained for.

All the Flavours, Cherry and More

“Mm, what is that? You taste good.”

“Cherry lip gloss.” “Fabulous. What other secrets do you have for me, then?”

Sherlock feels a blush rising to touch his cheeks, more sensual than uncomfortable now that he knows John isn't disgusted by him. No, John is responding exactly the way he had hoped.

go big or go home

John misunderstands, thinking that Sherlock is trying to build up John's self esteem because John's not a good lover.

(John's wrong. Obviously.)

Or, John completely misunderstands Sherlock's size kink.

**Heart On A String

John and Sherlock got married with Cracker Jack rings when they were 7 yrs old. It wasn’t official, but for their whole lives they took it very seriously.

*A Great Man (Maybe Even a Good One) 

He could leave John with a piece of himself. He could give John a secret. He could come clean about the one other thing he hadn't told his best friend, the thing that didn't matter to anyone but Sherlock now."Sherlock is actually a girl's name." (SERIES. TRANSPHOBIA. TRANS!SHERLOCK, ALLUSIONS TO RAPE)

Holmes' Mistake

Sherlock Holmes rarely makes mistakes. But the one time he did, Watson paid the price. Now, as Watson heals from the assault, their dynamic has changed. Is Holmes' new behavior stemming from guilt, or something deeper? (ACD HOLMES)

Fine Print

Holmes needs glasses, but he's too much of a stubborn arse to go get his eyes checked. Watson is used to bullying him for his own good. The glasses have unexpected but not unwelcome consequences for everyone. (ACD HOLMES)

**The Affliction of Miss Violetta McDaniel

The card only had the young woman's name on it, Violetta McDaniel, and I remembered Holmes saying something about a person who does not include their address— I wasn't sure what to make of it. She might be a woman of ill repute. She might be a woman in need of help. (ACD HOLMES. VICTORIAN CROSSDRESSING, HOLY FUCK)

The Thrill of Instinct

Sherlock Holmes, a new Jurassic World dinosaur petting zoo manager, imagined that simply working with the dinosaurs would give him the thrill of his life. Instead, he finds that the only thing that thrills him more is bearded raptor trainer, John Watson.

Basically, Sherlock meets John, they fall in love, like all fanfics. This time there's dinosaurs.

Divertissement

Sherlock has his own ways of winding down after dance practice...and it involves his boyfriend, John, and an empty locker room.

*Somatic Theory

“Sherlock, I think you may be on to something.” John tightened his fingers in Sherlock’s hair. “I won’t hit you,” John said, radiating calm control as he pulled hard on the sensitive strands, making him gasp in pain and surprise. “But I’m thinking hitting isn’t the only way to give you what you want. You want sensory input? I can get--” he pulled Sherlock’s head up and leaned closer-- ”Very--” he pulled his hair even harder-- “creative,” he whispered, licking the delicate curve at the top of his ear. (BDSM SERIES.)

Stranger in a Strange Land (WIP)

John and Bill Murray's dog, Gladstone are the only survivors from the patrol that came under fire, out in the desert. John comes back to London, and he and Gladstone end up living on the streets. That's where John Watson meets Sherlock Holmes.

*Silhouettes

Sherlock and John find comfort in each other's arms, but as ever with these two, it's not your typical relationship. It's fluffy at the beginning, gets deeply angsty in the middle, gets porny at the end. Tried to cover all my bases.

Never Have I Ever

John and Sherlock tag along for NSY's weekly night out, where the evening's chosen drinking game is Never Have I Ever. Sherlock is reluctant to join in until he realizes he can learn all kinds of new things about John, but he forgets that John might learn a thing or two about him as well.

Scars

“You loved him.” Her voice was gentle as John turned startled eyes to her face. Her gaze hadn’t wavered. “Didn’t you.” It was not a question. “Of course you loved him. It’s all right to tell me.”

John’s hands had been locked together, his knuckles white in the lamplight. He’d cleared his throat, looking at them. “Yeah,” he’d said, his voice rough. “I did.”

“That’s got to stop.” Mary’s voice hadn’t changed, not precisely, or not in any outward way that he could detect, and yet it was completely different. She sounded entirely calm and still very gentle, but beneath that there was something new. Something rather like steel. (MANIPULATION. EVIL MARY. EXPLICIT RAPE SCENE. HOMOPHOBIA. READ WITH CAUTION.)

**Happiness Awaits 

This is a collection of delightfully sappy short stories. There will be love, sex, angst, first meetings, first kisses, first times, teenlock, unilock, ANYlock really, and they will have all the feels one can have. (SERIES. ALL FICS ARE AMAZING AND RECOMMENDED.)

The Kepler Problem

Working in uncharted space exploration was not as exciting as John had hoped, especially when it turned out to be mostly bot maintenance on uninhabited planets. However, the mystery of the repeated, unexplained malfunctions on planet BAK 2212 might turn out to be exactly the kind of adventure he'd been craving.

*I just want you to do me no good

WINNER;

Some Other Truths (Mino/Jinwoo)

Jinwoo likes to pretend that wanting to be pressed close to his bandmate at 3am doesn't mean anything, but lies left to linger will eventually turn into truths.

OCD (Mino/Jinwoo)

in which jinwoo has obsessive compulsive disorder and meets mino.

Safe Flight (Taehyun/Seungyoon)

Seungyoon, a young captain pilot, has been live in peace with his principles until met his air crew Nam Taehyun, a casanova who will make woman throw herself to him and man go gay for him.

EXO;

losing my way into your heart (Suyeol)

junmyeon finds an old manga store two streets away from his house

Mourn for me (Krisho with past Suyeol)

Joonmyun goes through seven stages

tape me back (Krisho past Suyeol)

He was just another broken vase.

Angels in the Market (Taoris and Krisho)

Tao fell in love with Yifan, and Yifan loved Tao. Kris loves Suho, and Kris broke Tao’s heart.

truly, madly, deeply (Xiuhan)

Luhan has a tendency to come up behind Minseok during the most random and mundane of times, wrap his arms around his waist, and bury his nose into the soft, baby hairs at the base of the older’s neck and inhale, long and leisurely, hands soft and gentle, low on the other’s waist. He likes the warmth Minseok emanates, loves the cinnamon-and-musk scent he seems to have.

366天变成了永远。 (krisho)

Suho is a strange human, he’s always near bodies of water. He’s too quiet, uninteresting. Yet why does Kris feel so drawn to him?

Oh, Mr. Wu  (krisho)

Junmyeon Kim. A simple office worker, filing stuff, logging in charts, making copies, answering unwanted phone calls, all that jazz.Then there came Mr. Wu.

Once More With Feeling (sutao)

Zitao loves his husband and their son, but the lack of sex is driving him crazy.

breathing (you in) (sutao)

cigarettes are not the only things that they're addicted to.

The First Rule Is Not To Fall In Love (sutao)

Tao’s relationship with Joonmyeon is more complicated than it’s supposed to be and Tao doesn’t know how to stop.

Remember the Sunscreen (sutao)

just daddy kink

Let's Get Sexual (It Will Be Our Secret) (sutao)

sex lots of sex

Don't you call anybody else baby (Cause I'm your baby still )

Joonmyun is Tao’s best cuddle buddy. But he starts wanting more.

Certamine (krisho)

Kris is a jock prince and Joonmyun's a nerd princess... or maybe it's the other way around? 

A Prince and his Guard (krisoo)

Prince Kyungsoo is far more fond of his books and his garden than he is of people, and the last thing he needs is some new guard to babysit. Regency AU.

I'll Be Peter Pan (and You Just Be Pretty) (sutao)

When Joonmyun's parents told him to go out, join a club, make contacts, Joonmyun is pretty sure that they never meant EXO, and they certainly never meant Zitao. Somehow, he can't help himself from getting swept into their world, and he may have gotten in over his head. Secret society AU. 

[The First Time] Ever I Saw Your Face (sutao)

Zitao moves to Korea for school and a fresh start. He meets a man who makes the future something to look forward to.

I Won't Say I'm in Love (sutao)

Once upon a time in a kingdom called Andalasia, there was a prince who longed to become the greatest king of all. That is, until an encounter with a witch sent him all the way to Seoul 2014. Enchanted!AU

Covet (taoris)

When Tao was married off at the tender age of eighteen to a much higher-ranking nobleman Wu Yifan for his family’s benefit, Tao accepted his fate to a life void of love. But when Tao meets humble Li Kris of the solider regiment, Tao begins to wonder if the fire bubbling inside him can be considered love.

we ain't got nothing to fear tonight (krisho)

(bodyguard!au) Kris doesn't think that someone who's a head shorter than him is qualified enough to be his bodyguard, but he's in for a surprise.

If You Like this Song, Shove it Down Your Throat (tao/sehun/mino)

This was not what Zitao had pictured all of those times he rapped along to Born Hater in the shower.

the morning star. (hunhan lmao)

the war between angels and humans has gone for too long

A Rainwatcher’s Paradox (suchen)

Autumn paints Joonmyun’s world in shades of blue, and Jongdae takes him to the ocean.

OTHER;

after i met you, i found something to do (NEO VIXX)

wedding fic

dive (hanjoo toppdogg)

Not for the first time, Hansol thinks that he would like to take Byungjoo home. It shocks him, how strong the desire is—it rushes through his nerves like wildfire, makes his fingers curl into fists at his sides.

He won't, but he wants to.

The Stars Will Be Shining For You, My Dear (rapjin bts)

Seokjin feels too deeply and Namjoon too fleetingly, together they try to crash without burning.

five times jimin didn't know yoongi was in love with him and one time he did (yoonmin bts)

jimin and yoongi are stretched out on opposite ends of the soft couch in yoongi’s suite lounge, the length of the couch just short enough that their legs overlap, jimin’s heels digging into yoongi’s shins. after a crap day at work, his campus job in the cafeteria where, today, he had to swipe meal cards for four hours straight, sitting on a too-small stool next to the door, jimin can’t sit still. he keeps fidgeting while he’s rambling, pushing his heels deeper into yoongi’s legs, or jerking his body back so his calves smack against yoongi’s feet.

Sunburst (rapjin)

Namjoon and Seokjin have sex for the first time. That's it, that's the fic.

PAUSE, STOP; for homages (sugamon bts friendship)

Yoongi and Namjoon are high-schoolers trying to make it in Seoul's hip hop scene. Alternate reality.

wow, man (yadong infinite)