Favorite FAROFF scene official DTIYS submission for @lennonrook
im genuinely proud of myself for this
FAROFF
Episode 101.2 pt.7
βCrashβ
i had fun doing this, the most INTENSE moment so far
(if youβve ever worn a helmet, you would know the pain of smacking the brim of the helmet and having the inner pot roll against your forehead. -experienced by a reenactor [me])
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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he βregularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,β I have a strong spiritual connection with him.
Iβm very lucky to own a book thatβs a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.
He was a enjoyable cuss who didnβt care for war mongering.
Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!
He certainly didnβt like selfish husbands and fathers!
Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs werenβt safe.
He said fuck the police!
He absolutely didnβt like people ruining little things for kids.
He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.
He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.
You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. Heβd right that wrong real quick!
And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.
Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I havenβt seenβ¦why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.
glad people agree with pinkie pie like a cat.... because here's more....
LIKE WHEN CATS HEADBUTT FROM LOVE!!! <3 γ½(Β΄Οο½)οΎ yay
HAHA I FORGOT THE CUTIEMARKS LOL, thats my bad... havtnt slept yet... oops
I imagine pinkie pie like a cat.... sometimes she just got that look 2 her, like how cats are..... i think twilight would research cat behavior to better understand her girlfriend... this is rolling around in my head....
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Previous Poll:
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βWhat did you have in mind?β
βOrchardβs a bit of a wreck this time of year,β AJ says, glancing out the window at the apple trees lining the hills and hanging heavy with fruit. Not too far off, Big Macβs standing on a ladder situated under a tree; she can see Apple Bloom yelling up at him from below, barrels full of apples at her feet. She says something with that adorable, sometimes annoying little smug spark in her eye, and Big Mac shakes his head with a laugh before tossing an apple down to her. She lunges for it with her hands clasped behind her back, letting it smack her right in the face as she tries to grab it with the few front teeth she hasnβt lost to the tooth fairy yet.
Yeah. Definitely somewhere else. AJ loves her family more than anything, butβRarity deserves to go somewhere nice. Across the house and through the open front door, she can hear Granny belting out an old song about pigs in mudβ
βIβm thinkinβ we go out. You know the restaurant in town? Havenβt been in a while, and I heard thereβs a new menu. Howβs Saturday?β
βThat sounds simply divine, darling, and I would love toβ¦but I canβt commit to this weekend,β Rarity says regretfully, and AJ nearly drops her phone, βIβm in Manehattan the rest of the week for my new line. It is critical that Iβm here to make the finishing touches. Fancy Pants is personally endorsing the reveal and there cannot be a single mishap, not one.β
βOhββ
βPlease donβt think Iβm avoiding you, darling. Perhaps we can schedule something for the same time next week?β
βNo!β AJ begins rather forcefully, and she clears her throat so she wonβt say something else before thinking, βI meantβ¦no big deal. How about I come to you instead? Iβm sure I can find somewhere good for youβforβ¦us.βΒ
Thereβs a short pause before Rarity responds.Β
βApplejack, are you sure, darling? Of course Iβd love to have you hereβ¦but only if it wouldnβt be too much for you. If you arenβt busy with your duties on the farm, as well. I know that the big city isnβt exactly your cup ofβ¦cider.β
βNothinβs too much for me when it comes to you, sugar.βΒ
AJβs heart flutters when she hears the soft, breathy laughter of her crush over the phone.
βIf you insist,β Rarity says, the smile evident in her voice, βThere are a few places I could call. Iβm friends with practically everyone here, you know.βΒ
AJ shakes her head. βYou just rest up and let me do the work. Iβll get everything together.βΒ
This isnβt up for debateβsheβs dead set on being a gentlewoman. If this is going to be a real date then sheβll make sure itβs a damn good one. Which includes making sure that Rarity can just enjoy the evening and not have to worry about anything.
Rarity lets out a sweet laugh, which pitches high at the end, a little too strained.Β
βOh, no, there will be no resting for me. After I finish this job, I need to come up with something spectacular to wear for our date. Now that weβre going out on the town, I need something divineβsomething fabulousβ¦β she trails off before continuing, βBut Iβll be ready. Just let me know. Oh! When will you arrive, dear? Iβm not sure I can make it to the train station to greet youβ¦Iβll be so busyβ¦but you know where the boutique is.β
βIβll find you. Donβt push yourself too hard.β
βNot to worry, darling. I doubt I could ever work nearly as hard as you do.β
AJ rubs the back of her neck, her face hot. βPsshaw, Iβm not sure about thatβ¦β
The toe of her boot scuffs the wooden floor and she stares down at it, grinning like an idiot in the silence.
βWellβ¦shall I see you Saturday, then?β Rarity posits.Β
βYeah, Saturday.β
βAlright, darling, Iβll see you then,β Rarity says softly.
βBye Rarity.β She sounds almost shy when she says her name.
Thereβs a click and then the call is over. AJ swears her heart skips a beat as she stares down at her phone. This is actually happening.
It still feels like a dream, and she hopes to never wake up.
Her cheeks hurt from smiling. She could run a marathon with all the energy tingling up her spine.
Butβ
It already looks like sheβs been running at full speedβsheβs drenched in sweat. Wellβ¦no surprise there.
βUghβ¦I should shower,β she murmurs upon noticing the stains under her arms.
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AJ thought sheβd have trouble sleeping, but after finishing her chores with a spring in her step, she knocked out as soon as her head hit the pillow.
The next morning, however, anxiety crawled its way into her chest.Β
She couldnβt stop daydreaming at breakfast, racking her brain for a restaurant in Manehattan. There were so many other things she had to do before that, too.Β
AJ didnβt really consider what itβd mean to have a date in Manehattanβshe was just so sold on the fact that their date couldnβt wait.Β
She has some nice clothes in her closet - but do they fit a fancy restaurant in the big city?Β
Does she even know how to behave so she doesnβt embarrass herself and Rarity during the date? Sure, sheβs polite, but sheβs not versed on the social mores of Maneβ
Granny snapping her fingers and hollering her name pulled AJ from her thoughts, only to find all three family members staring at her curiously.
βSorry, Grannyβ¦what was it you said?β
βWell, itβs been sβdarn long since I asked ya, I canβt remember nuthinβ I said!βΒ
AJ didnβt tell anyone yet. For one, she wanted to pull it through on her own. But she also didnβt want anyone to gossip beforehand and cause her embarrassment. She got enough inquiring questions about her relationship status, especially from Applebloom.
After breakfast, she got to work on the chores around the farm.
Anyways, now that she could think againβ¦
Would she need a present for Rarity?Β
Was there anything else she needed to prepare?
What if none of the restaurants sheβd thought of end up being a good fit for Rarity?
AJβs mind spins and spins and now she lays in the shade of an apple tree, staring up at the sky.
Well, sheβll admit itβsheβs lost and has no clue where to start.
Yeah, sheβll definitely need some helpβ¦
She could ask one of her friends. Sheβs close enough to any of them, especially Rainbowβbut Rainbow canβt keep a secret to save her life, and sheβd probably just tell her to βBe awesome, duhβ and that Rarity likes AJ enough that she doesnβt need to be fancy. Whichβ¦is a great sentiment, but would it help in the long run? Mmβ¦sheβs not so sure. AJ feels like it wouldnβt stay a secret for long if she told any of her friends. Would she even mind? Theyβre all helpful in their own ways.Β
Then againβ¦she could also ask her family for support. She hopes they would keep news of her date a secret. Oofβ¦some of those conversations might be a bit more embarrassing, now that she thinks about it...but Grannyβs lived and loved, and Big Mac always gives sage advice. Applebloom is her biggest cheerleader when it comes to anything at all.
Out of all of the Mane Six, who would you say gives the best hugs? (Btw, love your art!)
For me it's a tie between two lovely women:
AJ is probably an obvious choice and she definitely gives BIG ENTHUSIASTIC AND WARM hugs. I imagine you immediately feel the energy and her love when she hugs. Also she's probably a big fan of swirling and spinning people around while hugging them.
But I think Fluttershy might be really underestimated too, with soft, comforting hugs. I think when you're feeling down she'd definitely give you the most comfort.
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been working on redesigns of the mane 6 for a MLP FiM rewrite ive been thinking of doing
looking back the show kinda suffered from some problems which i think that it could've had something to do with writing staff being free lancers and it didn't have a consistent staff
nothing against the writers mind you its just that idk for some reason the show kinda forgot some elements over the years (no pun intended) like for example things just seemed more magical and fantasyish in the beginning and then much later we're introduced to modern irl stuff
like i get what they were trying to do they wanted the show to be a mix of both but looking back it just doesn't feel right cuz they showed that the ponies are being one with nature like creating the weather, taking care of animals and plant life in a magical way and they have ponies living in castles but then all of a sudden we get ponies living in normal looking cities with taxis and shit and despite the fact they made ponies be one with nature they end up showing us the weather, plants and animals thriving on their own like how nature does it in real life so like what was the point?? hell they even stated thats what happens in the everfree forest and stating how unnatural it was but then it just ends up not being unnatural at all so yeah the show just kinda forgot its self
idk thats just me anyways ive rambled on long enough enjoy these redesigns :3
been working on redesigns of the mane 6 for a MLP FiM rewrite ive been thinking of doing
looking back the show kinda suffered from some problems which i think that it could've had something to do with writing staff being free lancers and it didn't have a consistent staff
nothing against the writers mind you its just that idk for some reason the show kinda forgot some elements over the years (no pun intended) like for example things just seemed more magical and fantasyish in the beginning and then much later we're introduced to modern irl stuff
like i get what they were trying to do they wanted the show to be a mix of both but looking back it just doesn't feel right cuz they showed that the ponies are being one with nature like creating the weather, taking care of animals and plant life in a magical way and they have ponies living in castles but then all of a sudden we get ponies living in normal looking cities with taxis and shit and despite the fact they made ponies be one with nature they end up showing us the weather, plants and animals thriving on their own like how nature does it in real life so like what was the point?? hell they even stated thats what happens in the everfree forest and stating how unnatural it was but then it just ends up not being unnatural at all so yeah the show just kinda forgot its self
idk thats just me anyways ive rambled on long enough enjoy these redesigns :3
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