there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try