Wow! Manmade Horrors Within My Comprehension!

grace, starving: “i’m sorry rocky but i literally cannot bear to eat anymore of this chalky coma slurry stuff anymore. i think i’d rather starve.”

rocky, picking up the spoon in his hand: “grace want rocky do human-air-ship, question?”

grace just glares at him, rocky pretends not to notice as he does his best impression of an airplane as he pushes the spoon closer to grace’s mouth. that gets a smile out of grace as he begrudgingly lets rocky feed him. even though it still tastes horrible, this childish act somehow makes it better. rocky taking his airplane duty very seriously is rather funny to witness.

hey don't worry? completely unrelated giant dump of heartwarming PHM doodles ok??

I saw this picture of mark and I just had to

Maybe it’s taking too much inspiration from Mark himself but I don’t care, I firmly believe that Simon’s baseline outside of a life or death situation is witty and goofy and, dare I say, charismatic.

He makes jokes, sometimes at inappropriate times just because it’d be funny to do so and piss someone off. He’s not oblivious to how he looks and he uses it FULLY to his advantage. He’s playful and teasing and enjoys making Ryland flustered or playing “Devil’s advocate” for a point he doesn’t actually believe in just because it’s funny watching Rocky get so heated at him.

And speaking of him and Rocky, my GOD the menaces these two would be together. They’re absolutely the best of friends but those kinds of friends that you know something is going to either explode, catch fire or someone will end up in the hospital every time they hang out but it’s always worth it.

If Ryland left him to make his own entries for the Beetles it would feel like Mark’s “reviewing every flashlight” or “Amazon self-defense items” or “Del Monte is dead to me” videos because Simon just thinks it’d be funny to send some random, goofy ass shit back to Earth.

It’s Ryland doing all the important stuff, after all, Simon figures. He’s just fucking around because Ryland was so adamant Simon should be able to make his own videos like Rocky got to because he’s part of the crew and, well, who is Simon to say no to his angel like that?

Poor Eva ends up having to sort through video footage from a man she does NOT remember sending up into space rambling at her about how: