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See you in 1977

My findings have lead to the consensus, I do attract people older than me, I look sweet (how???), my height is a turn on, so is my taste in music, I apparently have a face that makes people think I have an “above average ass,” everyone is extremely horny (minus the other asexuals who were talking to me and actually have a nice convo), memes are a turn on for people, and people have an extreme need to tell me their life story.

But, I made it priority to not “like” people who were 10 years older than me, had children, wanted threesomes, or anything else that would involve crushing someone who was honestly looking for someone to be with romatically… or just hookup with…. something a lot of people had in common that I ended up “liking”… cute girls, people that were generally not super tall (as couple exceptions, but generally female height was 5’- 5'4, and male height was 5'6-5'10….), had either a cat or dog, meme references, I also choose not really muscular people… more lanky tbh…. This experience opened my eyes to the fact, I may have a type 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

March in 3 months

Y’all I am wheezing. This video is hilarious, and exactly what I needed today. 

I would follow Kevin into Hell if he asked me to 🔥

You hate to see it.

I fixed it.

No I fixed it