marshall

at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen

but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling

I reblogged this.

The lyrebird from Australia can mimic virtually any sound that it hears, including children’s toys,chainsaws…. Crazy Amazing!

Have a good day everyone! 

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

My thoughts and prayers are with my fellow Bahamians in the Abacos and Grand Bahama. This storm has completely destroyed both islands leaving almost 62,000 people without fresh water and food. There are many casualities and people are still missing.

Please pray for our Bahamaland. 💔

If you wish to help The Bahamas in the aftermath of Hurricane Dorian, there are a lot of relief efforts you can make monetary or material donations to:

Lend a Hand Bahamas: https://www.lendahandbahamas.org/bahamas-hurricane-relief

City of Miami (BahamasStrong): https://www.miamigov.com/Government/BAHAMASTRONG

Neighbors for Neighbors: https://neighbors4neighbors.org/

Operation Helping Hands: https://portal.unitedwaymiami.org/comm/SinglePageRegPledge.jsp?DA=7943236&SC=OHH

Bahamas Red Cross: https://bahamasredcross.org/bahamas-red-cross-society-hurricane-dorian-assitance-helpushelp/

Team Rubicon: https://teamrubiconusa.org/hurricane-dorian-relief/

Please, please, please find it in your heart to donate anything; no matter how small. These people lost everything. 💔

Heads up for people who need to feed themselves and their families: Tuesday, July 16, 2019, from 7am-7pm, participating IHOP restaurants will be offering 58¢ pancakes. The offer is 1) only valid at participating locations 2) limited to 1 short stack per guest. As far as I know there is not currently a list of the locations participating.

no

your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way

you need to lose weight

you’ll attract more boys if

you’re wearing that?

i wouldn’t wear that

this will flatter you more

You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.