every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

This tells a story. A deeply profound story.

she melted :(

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

He lived in Chicago. He was a money launderer for the mob.

With the way Kevin was trying to kill those men, I believe it lmaooo

i think women should be setting cities on fire over this. i know that won’t happen. but it should

It’s like wake up eat breakfast look into your phone to be blasted with non stop terrible news that makes you want to die go to your job eat lunch receive more news that makes you want to die etc.

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

I want motherfucking magic in life. I want romance. I want peace. I want beauty and softness. I want love and warmth.