Citrines

attention acolytes! in order to maximize shareholder value, i will be turning all of you into gold statues, frozen in twisted spasms of pain for all eternity, in a great and lifeless mausoleum. we expect to eke out a marginal gain in Q3

And how does this increase shareholder value O Great and Powerful Dark One?

Obviously we can add the statues to our assets while also cutting down on employee expenses.

I see! This sounds like a sustainable business practice and I have no further questions.

yes! im so good at Company

i am going to do it

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it a litle bit cold

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

RIP Sisyphus he would've loved emails.