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I couldnt really think of any more, so if you thik of any of your own (what is grammer) please feel free to post those that you can think of in the comments. Please have a nice day, drink water, eat your veggitables, sleep more than I do!!!!

and yes. . . . . . .

This is a Threat🔪

Dimension hopper (basically Hoid from the Cosmere):What do you think the answer to life,death, existence, and the continuation of reality is?

Jenny: 42

DH;. . . I, I'm Sorry?

Jenny: Does no one around here read decent literature? Honestly, this book and its contents trancend time and space (eyes now glowing with other dimensionally light, beginning to float above the restaurant ground as mystical cooking utensils of unknown power manifest into existence around her). . . . . . (finishes transformation) AND HAVE GRANTED ME, INSURPASSABLE POWAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DH: Why do you allow yourself to continue existing?

Horace: Well because there is still so much to eat, i mean do of course!

Horace: i mean honestly, the only reason why anyone exsists is either to create new foods, eat new foods, or wage wars for food, right?

DH: everybody in this universe is a freaking lunatic

reasons why Ozriel=Eithan

Soul smith- he noticed suriels marble despite it appearing insignificant to other people, he notes that it was made by someone at his level and framing suriel made it so yeah, I don’t think I need to farther with that

physical appearance, enough said

their goals: Eithan wants to take the crew with him to the “end” presumably the Abidian. Ozriel needs strong people to help him fuck stuff up with Makiel and change how the Abidian works

timeline- Ozriel has been gone for like centuries that is more than enough time for him to set up a fake identity as his own defendant besides, we never learned Eithan origins besides him being and advisor to tiberian Aurelius. Where are his parents? If he has any then he could have brought them up in sympathy for Lindon while they were going to save his.

Matching marbles- I find it weird that Eithan somehow found and unlocked ozriels message, unless cuz hear me out he knew where it was.

eithan has always been hesitant about his advancement and growing too strong too fast, or showing his true power to anyone.

he already knew all his revelations, all of them it wasn’t brought up but he knew his revelation for overlord and advanced to arch lord immediately after. How did he knew both revelations at once?