Amelia the Uncertain

WORD PROBLEMS ALWAYS WANT TO KNOW WHEN TWO TRAINS GOING DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS WILL PASS EACH OTHER, AND THAT'S BECAUSE BEING PASSED BY A TRAIN WHILE YOU'RE ON A TRAIN IS EXTREMELY STARTLING, AND IT'S NICE TO BE ABLE TO PREPARE YOURSELF.

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Santana's "Smooth" starts out like two dads chatting across a driveway.

A girl bent down on the side of the trail. When she stood up, she showed her friend a tiny yellow blossom and said, "I don't pick flowers, but weeds are fair game."

Just saw four rabbits gamboling about a garden, even though their games threatened at any moment to set off the peony blooms.

It's wonderful outside this morning. Warm, earthy, thick with the scent of marigolds and lilacs. So green, so green...with a fresh spring breeze skimming past and birdsong in stereo.