TK

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

For anyone wondering I did get cheese sticks

As an Aroace I think both aros and aces need to find a good word for “if I experienced attraction I know I’d be madly in love with you but I don’t so instead you’re just like, nice and pretty”

one thing which i find particularly crazy about the unicorn and the wasp + mummy on the orient express is the fact that agatha christie was still alive when doctor who was created. the show premiered in 1963 and she died in 1976, meaning that there was a thirteen year period in which she could’ve hypothetically watched it, or at least heard of it somehow. dw is literally so old that they can do historical episodes about famous figures who coexisted alongside it. truly bonkers

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

Thinking about this one today