Mexico I believe in you.

i love breathing. thank you mother nature for septoplasty. it is right and just 🙏🙏🙏

okay actually septoplasty may not be fully right and just because now i have seasonal allergies 😔

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

i just destroyed every road that leads to rome

testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle

do you ever hear yourself talking and one word comes out very pronounced in you regional accent and you get irrationally embarrassed because oh no now people are going to know i’m from a place

while they’re wasting billions of dollars trying to find a cure for autism, many enterprising autistic people have already found it. alcohol.

explaining to my uncle that being drunk doesn’t cure his autism, it just makes him stop noticing he’s autistic. (he’s not listening.) (he’s explaining Star Wars lore.)

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again