not your goddess;

“ god, that’s a relief. hand to god, though, it was six and i couldn’t do fucking anything for like two days afterward because i just slept. ” her brows rose towards her hairline in clear surprise as circe posed her question before a grin spread across her face and she hummed softly, feigning consideration. “ well, you’re pretty fucking cute, and i’m not exactly the sort of girl who passes someone up if i’m into it. and… i’m into it. that answer your question? ”

“oh god, i mean i bet so. i was exhausted after two, i can’t even imagine having fucking six.” she said shaking her head in disbelief. “not that i wouldn’t want to experience that though.” at ainsley’s next words, circe gave her a sly grin. “okay well, i’m definitely into it too. so uh-what do we do now?”

“ marathon sex is a godsend; i think my personal record is like, six orgasms in a day? ” she pursed her lips briefly in consideration, “ i’m pretty sure it was six. pardon the overshare, though, i really need to work on that. on another note, you’re fucking adorable, i don’t know how a girl wouldn’t be all over you if you wanted that. ” 

“six!? holy shit. i’ve had like two---maybe. hey, don’t worry. i step into overshare territory all of the time so i’d be a hypocrite to get mad at you for it!” she replied with a light laugh. “well---what about you? i mean would you be all over me if i did?”

her lips quirked further as her smile widened immediately ( getting reactions out of cute girls was a confidence boost like no other ); she made quick work of buttoning her flannel as she settled down again, “ the only problem i’m looking to solve is a lack of sex problem, cutie. that, in my experience, is only solved by good, marathon sex. i doubt you’d have much of a problem if you wanted to go that route, though. ”

“see i have that problem too. among others---that’s definitely one of them though.” she laughed. “can’t say i’ve ever experienced marathon sex though, more like quickies with my ex-girlfriend every now and then. you think so? well hopefully i can find a cute enough girl that’s interested soon.”

“ okay, i need real, honest opinions here. is this, or is this not, gonna get me laid? ya girl’s having a real crisis here, one that can only be solved via marathon sex. ” she smirked as she turned on her heel to display her new bra, “ my tits have never looked better, and that’s gotta count for something, huh? ”

circe gaped at her, nodding her head slowly. “i’d uh-i’d definitely say so.” she responded, glancing away quickly, trying not to stare too hard. “i’ve never tried to solve my problems with marathon sex, does it really help? if so i may need to find someone to dabble in it with myself.”

Elody: I have a really important question.

Elody: Is or isn't Pluto a planet at the moment?

Circe: i'm pretty sure its not?

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It wasn’t everyday someone ran up to him with a clipboard in hand, wanting his attention. Looking at the girl with a confused look, he looked at the paper and laughed softly. “Oh hell yeah, give me the pen!” he said with a nod. “I need the world to know about my kind, okay?” he said and sighed softly.

circe nodded solemnly, flashing him a smile. “i know its rough bud, not being represented enough. with this though we’ll get you the recognition you guys deserve. the whole world will know about you.” she giggled. “just be careful not to upset trump too much or he might try and ban you.” 

Sofia had been on her way home from class when she’d been stopped. She raised her eyebrows and nodded, listening to what she was saying. She took the clipboard, reading what it was about and chuckling quietly. “Aliens, huh?”

circe gave an enthusiastic nod at her question. “yup. i mean----there are billions of planets out there right? and galaxies that are like hundreds of times the size of ours, so it’d be crazy to think that there aren’t other living things. selfish really.” she said with a slight shrug. “at least that’s the way i look at it.” 

Konrad carried a paper bag filled with groceries as he exited the supermarket, and there was nothing he wanted more than to just go home and finally, go to sleep. But as soon as he put the bag in the basket of his bicycle, a girl stopped him from going anywhere. Of course, Konrad didn’t mind simply signing a petition and it seemed that it was for a great cause, judging by the way she spoke of it. But when he actually read what was written, confusion immediately showed through his features. “I don’t think he can actually divulge any government secrets without it being considered as a crime against the state. You can petition for it but he definitely won’t do it,” he said, entertaining the idea although he made a stance that it couldn’t actually happen.

circe rolled her eyes. “see its kind of illegal to actually not tell us the truth especially about older cases of when it happened. y’ever hear about the freedom of information act? the government isn’t supposed to act like some parent hiding the world from us, they need to be making laws for us, not hiding the truth.” 

Wyatt wasn’t really expecting to be stopped like he was. He looked at the girl and he raised an eyebrow. After giving the petition a look over, he handed it back to her. “Sorry, but this is absolutely ridiculous. You’re worried about president Obama? Do you see who we have running our country now? Maybe you should do something about him.” He said to her. 

“Sadly, I can’t go chaotic neutral. He has no food to eat.”

“Ah damn, that’s rough. Then you gotta find some other way to do it. Pull out the whole honey and saran wrap trick on him, that’s what I’d do.” 

alex read the form with furrowed brows, and a grin eventually pulled on his lips as he realized what the paper actually said. “of course i’ll sign this petition, i’d do anything for a good cause.” he mentioned as he immediately signed his name, “may i just say how much i appreciate your efforts in getting the truth out there? kudos to you, pal.”

circe returned his grin, bouncing on her heels excitedly. “thank you so much! its uh-it hasn’t exactly been easy to get people to sign or anything.” she said, taking the board back from him gingerly. “oh, well thank you again! i appreciate your help in getting the truth, i couldn’t do it alone!” 

Jem knitted his brows as he was handed the clipboard, a faint smile lining his lips as he read the cause. “Now this is something I can definitely get behind. We need to learn the secrets of life that exists outside of our planet. I mean aliens are cool, so long as they’re not the probing kind.”

circe let out a chuckle and nodded her head. “i definitely get that. i’m all cool with aliens as long as they aren’t going to try and stick me with anything. then i’ll probably end up regretting making this petition in the first place.” 

Theia’s eyebrows raised as she was handed the clipboard. Chuckling as she read over what was written at the top of the paper, she reached into the pocket of her uniform jacket and pulled out a pen. “I fully support this cause. I’m not entirely sure that I believe that life exists on other planets, but never know, right?” She figured she could at least humor the girl. “Why are you so interested in knowing, though? Passionate about aliens?” 

circe nodded her head. “very passionate. i’ve loved the idea ever since i was a little kid. i used to watch x-files with my dad before----well before i moved in with my aunt and uncle. we used to talk about findind aliens and stuff together and its just something that always stuck with me.” she said finishing with a shrug. “thanks for signing by the way!” 

raven: yeah totally.

raven: otherwise the chocolate will probs be gone

circe: see you soon then!! :)

raven: of course.

raven: dark chocolate is the best.

circe: then i am definitely in!