Y/N: Why does Alexandria have some random guy locked up down there? That like the drunk tank or something?
Michonne: Negan isn’t just some random guy. He’s our prisoner. We’re trying to do something here - show people that we don’t have to kill our enemies.
Y/N: Is this like a no kill shelter kind of place? Spare the rod and all that?
Daryl, blinking: Nah. We still do what needs’ta be done.
Y/N: So you’ve killed people?
Daryl, narrowing his eyes.
Y/N: I have a right to know, if I’m going to be living here and all.
Michonne: He killed our friends then tormented us for months like some psychotic dictator. He tortured Daryl.
Y/N: Ah - some power hungry asshole. I’ve come across a lot of those type since this all started. Sorry about your friends - people that kill for no reason like that - unprovoked? They belong locked up. Or worse.
Michonne, glancing to the window above Negan’s cell: Well, unprovoked is a difficult word.
Michonne looking over at Daryl: I mean, we did kill an entire warehouse of his men.
Y/N: Woah. Bet that was a blood bath.
Daryl, growling: They was asleep.
Y/N, looking between them: Oh. Got the jump on them. They fucked with you first though, yeah?
Y/N, now also hesitating: Some uh people gotta die - I get it - Negan retaliated by killing a bunch of your guys. Tit for tat. Not cool, fuck him.
Michonne: He actually only killed two of our guys… and the second one was because Daryl punched him.
Y/N, eyes going wide: Huh. I see. Um, Aaron said you guys had a pool table?
Negan, sitting in his cell:
😂😂😂 Don’t get me wrong I loved Glenn! (and Abe - who’s always forgotten when it comes to remembering 😂) but this thought lives rent free in my head. ✌🏼 Also it WAS NOT pookies fault Glenn got the bat, this just makes me giggle.