not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

wagging my finger and everything

talk to the mage hand

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

ppl who hate chihuahuas are nothing to me

do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

When limp bizkit comes on at the bowling alley and you unleash hatred upon the pins.

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity