No Bullshit Babe

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

THE best post I’ve ever seen!!!

mants. pants for men. dont be stuck wearing girly """pants""". MANTS™

LIT!

Todays been a long day so i need this on repeat

Child offscreen: “This is my friend Ben Arthur. He is kind like the beautiful clouds. He loves construction work.”

omg!!!!!!! 😩😩😩

@552

never forget

YES

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher