its bnuuy Like The Meme

masturbating is boring i need to edge myself in someone's mouth

the problem is i take forever to cum so idk where i'm gonna find someone who wants to be a fucktoy/cockwarmer for multiple hours at a time :/ just doesn't seem feasible :/ like who would even enjoy that

you want me to rub my bare pussy on your thigh as you grope my tits all while we makeout??? well okay if you insist

an underrated kink is corruption. i want to make you worse. i love to coax it all out of you and make you admit how hot you really think it is. don’t worry, no one’s going to find out. no one’s going to judge you. it’s okay, you don’t have to fight it anymore. just let it get to you. you need this.

girl whose definition of “trip sitting” mostly pertains to fingering you till you cry

no it’s urgent i literally need to sit on your lap and grind on your thigh until i make a mess on it with my wetness i really do

need someone to swap out my sleep meds for something way stronger so i can wake up in a milking rig somewhere dark with something stretching my cunt out and no idea how long i've been out for and all i can tell is that my nipples are so sensitive and sore and so is my cunt

My tongue teasing the tip of his cock would fix me. 💞

telling her "fuck i'm gonna cum" while your head is resting against hers and you're rutting into her and all she does is wrap her legs around you and tells you to go harder

Cute girl who finds being mindfucked really comfy rather than just hot, because it means the girl fucking her will have access to every part of her mind without restriction, and being controlled and reprogrammed is the coziest thing in the world. The entire time leading up to it she's all excited before her mind is broken, and even then, she's still mumbling a blank "I love you Miss" over and over as it happens. Only to wake up and desperately cling to her Miss, so eager to be by her side, so eager to learn what Miss chose to do with her broken, mindfucked doll.

the princess would like to be bent over your knee but won’t verbalize it and instead chooses to blush profusely while staring at your lap and hands simultaneously

little miss somnobait would like to fall asleep half dressed in a vulnerable position near you

Kinda wanna cuddle up in bed and nap together all day, kinda wanna be bred until there's a puddle of cum beneath me and I'm on the verge of passing out

i have many great uses, including but not limited to; stress relief, personal pornstar and your favorite toy.