FADE IN:

“Right now I wanna sleep. I just wanna sleep.”

YEET

It is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don’t, than to pretend you don’t have feelings when you do.

The Lobster (2015)

Palme d’Or: “The Square”

Grand Prix: “Beats Per Minute (BPM)”

Jury Prize: “Loveless”

Best Actress: Diane Kruger, “In the Fade”

Best Actor: Joaquin Phoenix, “You Were Never Really Here”

Best Director: Sofia Coppola, “The Beguiled”

Best Screenplay: “The Killing of a Sacred Deer” and “You Were Never Really Here” (tie)

Camera d’Or: “Jeune Femme/Montparnasse Bienvenue,” directed by Leonor Serraille

70th Anniversary Prize: Nicole Kidman

Short Film Palme d’Or: “Xiao Cheng Er Yue (A Gentle Night),” directed by Qiu Yang

Queer Palm (Feature): “BPM (Beats Per Minute),” Robin Campillo

Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere.