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Don't you just love busting out the TheΒ Complete Human Body from your local library?
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You know what, never mind. It was funnier in my head.
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I'm going to fill my pockets and my backpack with rocks and jump into the contaminated lake that used to be a mine.
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Colors? Fuck are colors?
In all seriousness, how the fuck do you make a corpse color with grey and blue?
Like, more grey then blue but you can still see some blue in it.
Help.
Got an interview at 6:30 PM today.
Wish me well fellas and lasses, humans, aliens, and everything and everyone in between.
I think Jensen is trying to tell us something (beware long post)
check this out
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interesting
xΒ 6 weeks later
xΒ very interesting
wait itβs not over?
x 40 minutes later
xΒ mmmmmmm i think iβm seeing a pattern
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ok thatβs a lot of reference to you and jared as a couple, jensen
man what could all this possibly mean?
but wait, thereβs more
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ooookΒ subtlety clearly isnβt part of jensenβs vocabulary
x wow what??Β
AAAAAND im done, alright, i got your message sir itβs loud and clear and very repetitive, we get it, we really do
honestly the only way Jensen could be more obvious that heβs in a romantic and sexual relationship with Jared would be if he called Jared baby in front of everyone am i right??? lol!!! as if thatβd happen thoughβ¦
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Me after clicking and unclicking the like button under pride posts until I get the trans flag:
(text and photo description: "Me after clicking and unclicking the like button under pride posts until I get the trans flag:" in the trans flag colours above a photo of a fruity guy looking like he's from the 70's clicking his old-timey computer mouse, mug in hand, and looking gaily at the camera. /end)
Bro how do you look gaily at a camera? This is like my friend saying that she knows I'm gay cause I sashay when I walk (I don't sashay, I just can't walk in a straight line to save my life)
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Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Charactersβ’οΈ
Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business
Or just mock the edition. That usually works
oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS
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Shout out to that time I got a letter from a military recruitment thing about being recruited despite doing none of the required shit in Sophomore or Junior year. Cause I'm insane, just not insane enough for the military. Or too insane for the military. But also .... I just don't want to.
One of the things that you are required to do in order to get letters for military recruitment is to give them your name and address. I didn't do either of those two things.
When I find who gave the military recruitment guys my address, I'm beating your fucking ass.
trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. Iβm not saying they canβt be but how would they communicate that.
:/
this is so fucking funny
update:
we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor
In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the βteddy bears picnicβ happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time
shoutout to all the queer people not doing ok this month, to the queers who have to start over on something, to the queers who just got kicked out of their homes, to the queers who survived something
you got this and I love you very much
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when iβm trying to go to sleep but then i remember and remember and remember and remember
What flag do you get when you like this post?
iOS App (Rainbow by default)
Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgender
Intersex
Aroace
Pansexual
Genderfluid
Nonbinary
Queer
so yeah if youβre on the ios app (i believe android app and ios browser work) then itβll only show the regular rainbow flag so i want to have that as a separate option
dean finds out about sastiel and immediately tries to beat the fuck out of cas before sam steps in and pries them apart and sends cas out and gives dean a stern talking-to before following. then dean talks to mary about it and he's Fuming while telling her "sam and cas are sleeping together" and she's like "... yeah sorry, i don't see the issue with that" and dean's like "it's SAM. and CAS. that's just not right" and mary's like "......??.?? because they're ? both men" and dean's like "what? no, of course not. i mean i didn't think sam was yk Like That [limp wrist] but it's CAS. it's like sam fuckint our pet dog. or my secretary. or the car. or cas." and mary's like "i gotta get out of this bunker"
what animal's flag did you get when you liked this?
the entire ocean (rainbowwwww)
seahorses (pansexual - they form relationships with whoever they find)
southern wright whales (gay -theyve formed long term intimate mlm relationships)
albatross (lesbian - they'll enter long term flf relationships and raise chicks)
penguins (bisexual - they sometimes engage in long term mlm/flf relationships)
clownfish (trans - they change gender)
nudibranchs (nonbinary - they're simultaniously both genders)
sea stars (aromantic - they live and reproduce without a mate)
dolphins (asexual - their relationships focus on social bonds over reproduction)
mollusc (intersex - they've been found to show male and female characteristics)
This whole series is so goddamn funny
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When they finally live in a real home and have their own separate rooms in the bunker Sam js stands outside dean's door yapping about lore or research or whatever nerdy thing and dean says "GET OUT OF MY ROOM" and Sam, typical little brother, instantly goes "I'm not IN your room, SEE, SEE-" cuz he's in the doorway and. You guys are forty.
Anyway Sam also does the thing where he repeats everything Dean says :)
let's all shoot our phones and meet each other outside
