Magnaflorious

this legitimately always makes me feel better

oh my goodness will you look at the time

Doctors Hate Her! Local woman is "just really mean to doctors", says one

i think we should breed rats to the size of horses. i think this is ethical and even necessary

I don’t give a shit that my commute would be two days, I would ride a fucking rat to work

Yo sorry I’m late I came on ratback

indirect violence is still violence

That trope of the, like, All-Purpose Scientist™ can be annoying but also sometimes it's very fun if it's in character that they would just. Study everything. Like sometimes it's suspendably believable. Sometimes a character is like "I'm A Scientist™" and ur like "ok cool what's your field" and they're like "Yes" and I can just accept this because they're Like That

If you have an All-Purpose Scientist™ character you need to have a scene where they count their phds on their fingers

Highlight the absurdity of this person knowing Fucken Everything it's funny let Dr Science be funny have other academics look at them like "what the fuck? What the fuck?"

Let me introduce you to Sax Russell, quadruple PhD.

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

Whenever I meet an ex-Christian I can always tell whether they were Catholic or Evangelical because Catholics are all “Ohhh I have a ~complicated~ relationship with religion, I listen to ~Hozier~” and ex-Evangelicals/Fundamentalists would like. Burn down their former church with no hesitation and a smile on their face

“Raised Catholic” is its own religion