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aries: *on leo’s shoulders, attempting to place the star on top of the tree* FUCKING GO HIGHER, DAMMIT I NEED TO GET THIS BITCH UP THERE

taurus: *eating the cookies pisces baked for Santa* what? he could afford to shed a few pounds…

gemini: guuuuys……… the elf on the shelf jUST FUCKING MOVED

cancer: *wrapping presents* aaow you guys i think i got a paper cut : (

leo: *crumbling under the weight of aries* cAnt we jUsT gET a laddeR??!?!?!?!!

virgo: so according to this graph i made, we are approximately 2.45732788 minutes away from ruining Christmas, congratulations you guys

libra: *under the mistletoe smirking at literally everybody in the room*

scorpio: * “accidentally” hung himself with the Christmas lights*

sagittarius: hey y'all Santa isn’t real

capricorn: *cheers to sagittarius with his cup of coffee* amen to that bro

aquarius: *pulls lighter out of pocket and gradually approaches the elf on the shelf*

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