laisse l’animal doux aimer

alex song-xia continuing the dimension 20 tradition of doing impromptu brain surgery on your fellow NPCs without the correct medical equipment

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

we literally ruined society when we invented the fourth wall. let’s bring back call and response. heckling, even. fuck you hamlet you dumb piece of shit kill your uncle or shut up

If I had mandibles I'd clack them together like tongs all the time

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived