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The other’s looks were far different from Myungsoo’s. Besides the stranger what was his name again? Mino? Minho? Yeah, Minho. being much taller and having wide eyes, he was wearing casual clothes that indicated he was definitely not heading to a place of work that demanded business attire. Still not sure of what he wanted, the engineer had a hesitating tone when speaking to him. “I’m alright, thanks. What about you?”, he answered, a question on the tip of his tongue wanting to slip out, although it could sound rude very easily. “I’m sorry but… Do you want something from me? Because I’m a little busy and I don’t have much time to talk.”, his gaze shifted to his wrist, where there was his watch. He still had half an hour, but that wasn’t much on his point of view.
And just like that, he felt completely pathetic. He felt bad for having annoyed this stranger—yes, a stranger, he thought. Of course one would be bothered, and/or, weirded out by the fact that a mere stranger was trying to converse with them—though, Minho was sort of strange, anyways. "I'm okay." The response was short, and straight to the point; usually, he would be happy to elaborate and create some sort of conversation but given the situation, Minho was stuck in the same place and he did not want to move under any circumstances. He felt like a burden, making him frown slightly as he turned his head away, moving to grab his phone as if he had something to do. It was true, the man before him looked like a busy guy who probably, and most certainly, had greater things to think about and more important stuff to worry about than to stand there and talk to someone like himself—a mere barista. "I'm sorry, please don't mind me." At this action, he couldn't help but feel like he was being rude as well—at this, he gave a soft bow, hopefully letting the other know he meant well in the end. This day didn't start out as great as he thought it would be.
SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
[text] Are you lost?
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] Did you buy it?
[text] I think I’m a mermaid
[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.
[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?
[text] It was an accident.
[text] lol fuk da police
[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU
[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.
[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out.
[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?
[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(
[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.
[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
[text] Do you know where I am?
[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.
[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?
[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?
[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home
[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
[text] My dick just got serenaded.
[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle
[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why
[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.
[text] I think I got married last night?
[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.
[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
[text] You’re my hero
[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.
[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
[text] She high fived me out of pity
[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
[text] It may or may not have been your sister…
[text] It may or may not have been your brother…
[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all
[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…
[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store
[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox
[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”
[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
[text] I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.
#vvipseungri
Seungri’s smile turned into a grin, beaming at just how interested the other seemed to be in the topic of conversation. It was easy to get drawn in, even if the topic wasn’t usually one that would interest him— the other man seemed so passionate about it that he couldn’t help but listen with a fond expression on his face. “I think she’ll do a good job too. Thank you!”
"You seem to know a lot about this kind of thing. Hold on, let me get my pen so I can take notes." He teased, pretending to search for a pen. "I added a mailbox in the café so my fans could leave me letters, but I hope they’ll write what they like and what they don’t like about the café so I can improve it. If there’s a problem I definitely want to know so I can fix it.”
He wondered if the man recognized him— if he did, there was no mention of it. It wouldn’t be the first time he wasn’t recognized as a Big Bang member. Seungri realized that Minho was rambling, but he couldn’t find it in himself to stop him, the only thing he was concerned about was whether he could keep up with the flow of conversation. It was almost inspiring how much pride the other man seemed to take in his work, and it made Seungri want to work a little harder.
"It seems like a very good way to meet people and make friends. I imagine you’ve made quite a few worthwhile friends while running this place, huh?" He smiled. "I can see just how much you love your job. I love my job too, my fan’s happiness make all the hard work worth it. I think she’ll enjoy running the place too. It’s called AND.here if you ever want to stop by. We have really good belgium waffles that are worth trying. I can’t guarantee I’ll be there if you stop by, but just tell my mom you’re a friend of mine. I’m sure she’ll give you something on the house. I’ll definitely have to stop by this place more often in my free time."
With a bit more consideration for the other, he felt that he was talking way too much—much more than he usually does, at that, being a mildly quiet person who rarely took the time to speak up and explain in such a way; usually quite horrible with explanations as well. Given the reaction, though, seemed to lighten Minho's mood, making him feel all the more happy to give any other advice asked for from himself—especially to someone who seemed oddly familiar, but what was it, he wondered? He couldn't quite put his finger on it. Minho chuckled at the gesture, crossing his arms over his chest after giving his uniform a little bit of a pat down to straighten it out. "Fans?" This, somewhat, caught Minho off guard. He had fans? He was quite handsome, so the barista's thought shot straight to the profession of acting, or maybe modelling—but something didn't seem right about the two possibilities in his mind. Suddenly, it hit him. "Big Bang." Through the little whisper of the band name, his eyes widened impossibly more than it's original size—and that was pretty big. He couldn't believe it. Here, in his café, stood and actual KPOP star and one from a group in which had interested him for so long; he almost wanted to slap himself for not recognising Seungri in the first place. How he didn't, he had no idea. Shaking his head, he gave a gracious bow to the other with a wide smile. "I.. I'll come around your mother's café, definitely. I understand if you're busy, Seungri-ssi.." Minho was still in quite a state of shock—stuck between asking if he was Seungri from Big Bang, checking to see if he needed anything and just plain wanting to, dare he admit, ask for an autograph; there was no way Minho was that courageous, even throughout the given situation. Seungri seemed like a really nice guy, he thought. Perhaps he wouldn't have minded, as he seemed to mention his fans quite a bit, indicating how important they seemed to be to him—and Minho only admired the man more for this.
#hyedami
The female quickly bowed her head, smiling to the other. “It’s lovely to meet you as well, Minho-ssi. And not really, I was trying to fix my clothes, heal them, if you’d like. I wish I could just throw some kind of potion over them, or I could just use magic. I’ve got so many clothes with holes in them, it’s unbelievable. I’m getting blisters on my fingers just thinking about fixing them.. Oh dear. Anyways, I’m sure you didn’t come talk to me to hear about my clothing problem.” He seemed like a polite young man, something she hadn’t seen in a while. Running a hand through her hair, she put down all the things she was holding so that she could speak to the other properly. “How are you doing today, Minho-ssi?”
The barista couldn't help but chuckle at the delightful way the woman before him began to describe her fantasy of magic, and how she would go about using it—it humoured and amused him, so. "No, no, I don't really mind at all. You're quite cute when you're talking like that, I can't help but to find it so—I hope that's not weird, aigoo." He liked cuteness and it was something he could never deny, no matter hard the man tried. It was a mighty weakness that often caught him off guard. "I'm doing quite well today, thank you for asking and how about yourself, Love?"

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“Great!” his head moved to the side in a little tilt while his eyes curved into an eye smile. He felt rather surprised the other had accepted his blunt offer, however, he also felt happy about it. “Do you have anything in mind? Maybe we could start off with a cup of coffee—“ he started, he had missed his morning dose of hot fluid and it fit him perfectly to have the opportunity to catch up with it. “Have a laugh, get to know each other more so it will be easier to for me to not waste your time,”
The mere sentence was all it took and Minho was completely smitten. It was hard to find people who wanted to go for coffee first thing, these days, due to the fact that people are too busy. Too 'on-the-move' to stop for a moment and just have something as simple as coffee with the company of another, whether it be a friend or just a nice acquaintance—in this case, Minho was urging towards creating a friend; a very close one, as he felt that he liked the way Luhan thought and how he was generally, it intrigued Minho to always befriend those he found to be charming and sweet. "Coffee is a perfect idea and I know just the place." With appreciation, he smiled warmly at the other before walking down the street, motioning for Luhan to follow. The way Luhan began describing the possible things to do, he couldn't help but feel drawn—it was so cute to him, so inviting and warm, he felt like hugging a complete stranger. It was lovely to feel this way and it made his day brighter. "Waste my time? You couldn't possibly, I feel rather comfortable with you already and we haven't even done anything yet." he chuckled.
#lxhyeri
/she chuckled with him and nodded her head once; then we are two… Food is my life /she rolled her eyes slightly as she laughs; What do you want to grab hmm?
You mean we are one, right? [chuckles again, nodding in agreement anyways despite the little mishap] Food is everything—a world without food is a world without life—literally. [smiles lightly as his eyes scanned around the street] How about some good ol' Korean street food? We can try a couple if one doesn't satisfy you to it's full potential. Ah, I used to do it all the time in high school, would you like to?
#thvgdara
Upon hearing the mention of food a quiet grumble erupted from her stomach, she had just eaten not long ago but she always seemed to be hungry. Plus she would be an idiot to turn down such an offer for someone so charming as him, she nodded as she spoke ” Yes, I would love that actually. Where would you like to go?” She tilted her head, a sweet smile lingering on her lips.
Only barely was Minho able to hear the small grumble sound coming from the smaller woman before him—cute, he thought and caused him to chuckle softly at how he found her already adorable to him, especially with the beautiful smile that shone on her face as what was, in his opinion, her best asset—quite gorgeous, indeed. "You would? That's great, I'll take you to the finest place I know." This was cheating, he thought as he felt a great amount of happiness wash over him at his offering being accepted—most people would find it weird for a stranger to randomly offer them a free meal, and some company, seeing as how others would either think he was completely crazy to ask such a thing, or was just trying to hard to 'flirt'—because apparently, being nice can result in others thinking that he was, indeed, flirtatious.
#asy-hyerin
[smiles back kindly as she accepts the cup of hot liquid, earning a soft and polite bow from him] Hyerin, it's a pleasure to meet you, please enjoy your coffee. [chuckles gently behind his fist before giving another warm smile] How are you doing today?
#goldndiamondsxboy
Upon noticing the way the other was seemingly into doing something else, as he took his iPod from his pocket, Minho suddenly felt like a bother—a habit he could never shake off. His body dipped down for a polite bow to exchange the respectful gesture given by the person before him, allowing him to share a small smile as well; he didn't know what it was about the other, but there was something awfully familiar—or perhaps he's just feeling tired after many nights of one hour long sleeps, maybe two if he were lucky. "Kwon Jiyong-ssi, it's a pleasure to meet you." Now, due to the thought he was having earlier, this caused Minho to step back a bit in wonder—was he actually bothering Jiyong? Was the mere greeting already as annoying as Minho thought it was? In a way, Minho was introverted—but that didn't necessarily mean he didn't like to be friendly. That, and he was a sucker for a challenge in which he decided to see this situation as—it was the truth, he felt intimidated by this stranger but were they to become friends perhaps? Thinking this far ahead would be considered creepy, maybe, but Minho was like this and he really couldn't stop himself once he had made up his mind. "So, where are you headed off to today? Busy, I'm assuming?" Yes, that was so interesting. Great job, Choi.

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