Suburban Slacker

This shouldn’t be as funny as it is lmao

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

Things are heating up in the chicken fandom

Our birds ate rats. Big. Fucking. Rats.

Awaken the inner T-rex.

Birds Remember When They Ruled The World. 

That cat gif.  Cat is like “time to hunt!  time to play!  time to stalk and have fun!”  and the chicken is like “time to eat.  Early bird gets the meat mother fucker.” 

This reminds me of that post about the great tit, a cute little songbird which when food is scarce hunts other birds and small mammals and eats their brains. Birds are 100% still dinosaurs, chickens more so than most.

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

this deserves an oscar

Oh finally. A real Christian.

He chucked that off of what was at least a three story building. Motherfucker should be dead.

vibe check

this cracked me the fuck up 😭

Screaming😭😭😭

LMFAOOO the Wakanda salute 😂😂😭

NwiaUnakaihaajoinaoaaiajah I fucking love it