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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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izzy's playlists!
Origami Around
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we're not kids anymore.
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@chubbybumblebees
rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.
TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)
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Museums are really weird.
IT’S BACK
happy birthday Frankie
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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
i aint risking being a weak ass ghost
Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you
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What they don’t show you in ‘The Incredibles’
It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that.
The comment that saved the comic
this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle
i know what i want for the apocalypse
and they come in PINK!
Get in kids, we’re going to blow up a planet.
For $5,000 per pod, we can begin the Saiyan Empire. [link]
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Never forget that Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed a man and tried to hide the body.
NOT TO BE UGLY BUT THE UGLIES SERIES STARTED THE YA LIT DYSTOPIA/FANTASY/SCI FI TREND, IT DESERVES THE MOVIE/TV TREATMENT MORE THAN THE MAZE RUNNER AND DIVERGENT EVEN THAT UNDERWORLD SHOW ON NETFLIX
And it was actually a good story so that’s that on that
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
Please don’t hesitate
1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there
(Don’t give me $599.99)
That’s not the right IRS rule.
$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.
The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.
If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99.
Go. Do it.
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99
Not to sound cocky as shit but I’m a fucking good person with a big heart and I deserve a lot more than the shitty hand that life has dealt me this far
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Gerard: When you said that you were magic in bed, I wasn’t expecting this-
Frank: [Holds up a six of diamonds] Is this your card?
Gerard: Holy fuck
