Dream a Little Dream of

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy

“I’m a different person now.” Jennifer’s Body (2009), dir. Karyn Kusama

me after one glass of wine: everything i say and do is iconic

im still not gonna fall in love im still not capable and i’m very broken up about it

been like 2 years STILL TRU. i was right

i only accept apologies from men like this from now on

Reblog if u are mean

You know when girls wear fishnets under shorts or ripped jeans… that’s some Good Shit™

Pretty edgy. Also 3 outh of 4 times a hoe

actually men aren’t allowed to talk about women so jot that down

any 1d song goes hard as hell if you’re 1d af enough