Chronic Nerd

i see yall buying cute stuff with like $$ and i cry bc u can buy the exact same product for like 99 cents. However, these are really hard to find. So, here’s a masterpost of lots of stuff that u can buy for way less than $5! This is also useful if youre living on a tight budget like me but you still want these cute shit like me. or if u wanna move out like me.

+ most of these are free shipping but u should check your country for some. + some of these are on sale so if you comeback to it months later the price might change. so hurry up!

Stationery/office supplies/school supplies:

pens/pencils/highlighters: candy & cats (?)  furry ball  lipsticks  grass pens  these are just v cute giraffe pens ice cream pens crowns  pastel af star shaped highlighters?? so cute?? really pretty corn bowling i was legit about to buy this for $6 but then i saw this these just look so fancy idk bones lmao a cute pen that is also a fan?? lollipops

pencil cases/cosmetics bags: ill just put this pencil case here this is the cutest omg c u t e totoro  NICE my pencils case flowers soft floral

Sticky notes/sticky bookmarks/stickers: butterfly bookmark rabbit sticky notes hello hello washi tape (cute +  dolls + colors + dots) blabla super cute cats dolphin (?) very cute much pastel hilarious fingers gudetama rabbits & cats v cute adorable cats fucking cute man

pencil sharpeners: fruit owls toilet  egg

erasers: these are so aesthetic omg buy it for me these too lollipops  fast food lipsticks again cookies egg emojis cute colors 

Fashion/bags/accessories:

bandanas drawstring backpacks id wallets  bow wallets why is this bag so cheap?? ^??? the cutest coins bags/wallets purses  adorable wallets (id use these as a pencils case tbh) cute shirts (this & this & this & this & this) cute bras very cute socks emoticon face masks literally the cutest pins chokers!! ( xxx + xxx + xxx + xxx + xxx + xxx) super cute hair thingies  i have this necklace its v nice these socks are cuter than me Pokemon socks emoticon underwear cats underwear lol

Beauty:

peeling lip gloss cute af lip balms  these are like $7 in other places bath salts palette  face masks!!! (xxx + xxx + xxx + i bough this the other day + xxx + xxx + xxx ) hand masks (?) nose masks (?) magic lipsticks water based lipsticks kissing lips color changing nail polishes etude eye patch  etude chin masks v v cute mirrors  mirror + comb = oreo? more cute mirrors yes triple lipsticks bb creams yet another set of lipsticks and another aaaand another wtf another?? lmao yes another yup another 

Home & kitchen:  

heart egg thingy fancy ass spoons cloud egg thingy dumpling thingy rabbit egg thingy skull egg thingy u use these things to make freezies or whatever tf u call them sandwich thingy microwavable lunch box very cute aprons

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

He’s wrong. I couldn’t give a shit if I’m addicted to morphine at 24.

What I do care about is being 24 and not being able to attend university, or take my son to bed, or kiss my wife. What I care about is being 24 and not being able to live.

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