I Am A Wendy.

There should be something like health insurance, but instead of health, it'll be for college and it's like if you make good grades, or keep your GPA up, your insurance takes care of the rest ...but then again, I wouldn't get the insurance so nevermind

Someone who eats the fillings of a pop tart and leaves the crust for me

I haven't been posting on a regular basis (not that I ever had), but still, it's been a while. Sorry to all of my followers (all 2 of them, lol)

I told a customer to have a "good dight." I didn't mean to but I combined the words "day", and "night", and came up with dight. Have a good dight everybody -_____-

Whenever I’m driving and I have to get in front of somebody, I always expect them to follow me and see where I’m going. I don’t know why I expect them to but I always do. Like I want to justify why I just cut in front of them. I get so unreasonably angry when they turn the other way or I slow down a little if they get too far behind. I don’t know why I expect them to follow me and see where I’m going. When someone cuts in front of me, I don’t try and follow them. I’m not sure if its because I think the whole world revolves around me (and Obama), or because I feel so bad for cutting in front of them, that I want them to follow me and think “oh, she’s going home and she needs to turn this way” or “oh, she’s a student and she’s going to the college”. 

I yell at my cat for not wearing clothes when he goes outside to play.

*Wasabi Buffet* Please don't get a plate for every single thing that you want to eat. I do not want to see your table full of plates with a noodle, a donut, a chicken wing, etc. I understand there are religious reasons to why you won let your food touching but when you state that your reason is "oh, I just want the dishwasher to work harder", you WILL get punched in the face.

There should be a coin purse with slots. People don’t like using coins because it takes time to sort through them to get the right one and there’s an impatient guy behind you. So if we had coin purses with like 4 slots in them to separate the quarters, nickels, dimes, and pennies, life would be so much easier.

Customer: Hey, I have a question...where are you guys from? Korea?

I’d rather be horrendously tortured than to be forced to wear a bra or pants.

Why isn’t Aladdin on Netflix?

I feel bad that we don’t give my cat enough company. I realized this because Peanut has to bring home his own pets...usually lizards. Then, he just sits and plays with them. Not “plays with them” like how we would play with our pets, but Peanut plays with his pets by letting them run free for a while, then catching them again..it’s true. Cats are evil.

No there ain't no rest for the wicked Until we close our eyes for good

If an annoying song comes to mind and stays there, I always try to think of another song and I always come up with "Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer." You might wonder if it starts getting annoying after a while too but I sing it in my head in difference voices/accents. White Suburban Mom is a classic.

I love it when things sizzle. It relaxes me

When I'm driving and I get to a red light, I love to pull forward a little and stare at the side view mirror to see the tires of the car behind me move.

Whenever I sing out loud, my cat Peanut likes to join in and sing the chorus. But sometimes he doesn't get the tunes right