Read my thoughts. Literally.

As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

I am also realizing that actual intellectuals make their subjects easy to understand, and faux intelectuals will attempt to baffle.

Today we gay for the ones who dared to gay before us so we could gay right now

I’m donating plasma and they’re playing Can’t Get You Out Of My Head and I’m lip syncing along and now they know I lied when I said I’ve never had sex with a man

I’m depressed but this pussy is still wet? Explain that scientists

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

That last gif took me out

buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that day? what a thrill! love it