I Know It Might Seem Like I Was Being A Bitch

he livin in 3019

You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.

“oh thank god” says the writer

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

when you don’t get the nut

when you get down on your knees to pray youre sucking gods dick

*bends down even further to suck his toes*

i didnt say that

baby nugget yes

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

because its not a guy

she was a gal and she had a pal can i make it anymore obvious?

say what you will about gilderoy lockhart but he really took his whole thing and went as far as he could with it and honestly i respect him for it