good Vibes Only

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

you’re in her dms i’m dead from a self inflicted shotgun wound

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

{\__/} ( • . •) / >♥️ I give this to everyone that is feeling bad right now. it’ll be ok.

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.