simulacrum

Oh… yeah, no, I don’t know. I’m not a comic person.

Got it. I’ll stick to tv shows from now on.

Which one are you talking about? I’m only aware of this one, but if it’s as much of a mindfuck, I’ll have to check out what the movie or show is that it’s in.

The one in Marvel comic books. You know, the place that made Black Widow. 

None that I can recall, fortunately, but I’d imagine they had a lot to do with the Red Room. The place is freaky.

Red Room in any fictional universe is crazy scary so I don’t blame you.

Just as horrifying and confusing as the original. Exactly as it should be.

That’s a stellar review, really. I’ll have to give it a go asap. What kind of nightmares did you end up having?

I’ve been in a constant Twin Peaks binge sine the revival came out and I’m pretty certain the shows are the cause of my nightmares this past week. David Lynch, hat’s off to you, sir.

How’s the revival, I haven’t had the time to check it out?

Yeah, if only money grew on trees.

It does in the Sims, but unfortunately, life’s not a game.

Exactly. That’s all I’m hoping for at this point.

Back in college, one of my brothers wanted to live in the frat house, but he was kind of a nerd and the noise made it impossible to keep his grades up, so we soundproofed his room. It’s not the cheapest solution, but if your first option doesn’t work, there’s also this.

And if he does, so be it.

At least he’ll stop playing.

Hence the self-help option.

Here’s hoping he doesn’t call the cops on you if you go with the self-help option.

Because I avoid the police at all costs.

Ah, that might be a problem, then.

No. And it really wouldn’t keep me from being pissed off even if he was.

That’s even more unfortunate. Why not just call the police on him?

No, but I’m the best at it.

We’ll see about that.

Who’s going to help me break into the apartment next to mine and destroy his damn guitar? Fucking hell, man, don’t be playing it until 4 AM like you’re the only one who lives in this trash of a building.

Is he any good, at least?

You know that it’s going to be my favorite thing to do now.

You think you’re the only one who can tease?

ZACH: And I laughed when Carter got his first STD, so.

ZACH: Or that, too. It's kinda what siblings do.