Hi, I'm Chris. I like to make stuff.

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

the mandalorians:

It’s here! You can finally order my full, 79-card tarot deck online as of right now! here’s a video of me flicking through it with my real human hands! 

https://joesparrow.bigcartel.com/product/complete-tarot-deck-major-minor-arcana

The deck costs £30 plus post & packaging, which (thanks to a weak pound right now, cough brexit cough) means it comes out around 40-ish dollars for you yanks out there. 

This is the most I’ve charged for a single product so far so I’m a little nervous about whether people will buy it, but in my unbiased opinion it’s worth the price - you get a LOT of art for your buck and it feels really nice to hold in your hands. Plus I don’t want to get all Boyhood about it but it technically took me like 4 years to make, so.

Stock is relatively limited, so if you want one definitely get your order in ASAP. I mean, if they sell out I’ll print more, I guess? Am I being a bad salesman for saying that? I’m supposed to put PRESSURE on you to buy RIGHT NOW before it’s GONE, aren’t I? Eh.

Anyway, hope you like it and, should you use it, I wish you only the most auspicious of readings.

…also - what’s that card there at the bottom of the deck??????? 🤔🤔🤔