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I’m sorry but this is literally fucking hilarious

Reblog if you’ve been told you have a nice ass.

aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong

I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops

Cis allies if you’re not on his level don’t even try

like to charge reblog to cast

Sweet pangolin baby. A little guy. A friend

The American justice system when rich and famous people are tried

Its weird that when you’re young and don’t know any better you feel kind of sorry for Tetch because he’s just this shy awkward lonely nerd with a crush on his co worker. But then you grow up and gain more understanding and its like “Oh wait no he’s a creep.”

Shrek was a genuine cultural phenomenon. I think the better statement is "Shrek was so popular that a sequel to a spin-off film from 11 years ago made $430+ million."

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

No wait yours is so much more powerful

“We couldn’t afford a trip to the uncanny valley we had to go see the Grand Canyon instead”

The film is called Tři Bratři (Three Brothers), btw

it's so hot when they are obsessed with u and not afraid to show it

It was never about patriotism.