i love taylor swift

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

Here’s some advice…. learn to use a stove. They taste better that way any way.

i swear nothing in this world compares to love from a woman. and i’m not even just talking about romantic love. the way women love the people in their lives so selflessly and abundantly and genuinely is so beautiful to me. women are truly special

mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

Shes my landlord

lamblord

not all heroes wear capes

Big sit energy