You're in my head now.

Most Reblogged Animated TV

The top shows you tooned into. Hehehe. Heh. sigh…

Steven Universe | Official Tumblr

Gravity Falls | Official Tumblr

The Legend of Korra | Official Tumblr

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Bob’s Burgers | Official Tumblr

Spongebob Squarepants | Official Tumblr

The Simpsons | Official Tumblr

Over the Garden Wall | Official Tumblr

Adventure Time | Official Tumblr

Rick and Morty 

Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | Official Tumblr

Teen Titans

We Bare Bears | Official Tumblr

The Powerpuff Girls | Official Tumblr

Danny Phantom

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir 

South Park | Official Tumblr

If I want to date a cute, thin, sexy, chiseled otter I will

I have no shame in admitting that I like body types smaller than mine

Plus everyone knows the truth

I’m great for cuddling, I give good head and I know how to make an entrance

That and considering I have an education (law school) and I’m not just some shallow cum-bucket with daddy issues makes me worth dating

But no one really cares about that, do they?

Because for some gay guys, I’m just a fat fuck with bad nutritional choices and a lack of exercise habits