Hi, My name is Chris and some people call me Turk

Today a wasp tried to end my life. Not today. Not in my house.

Will I use it more than this. Maybe.

4 koala tea 👏-cl+sn like thees flow me at Turktastik via mi storee. (All jokes written and owned by Sally)

Added to the collection. Also look a stretchy Sally

I don't know why she did this, but I don't think she knows how to come down.

I love my girl so much.

Drum graveyard at @kidlatpunch rehearsal. I need stronger sticks.

Double crush Wednesday for the two ladies in my life. #wcw

Sally all cozy like

@julianne615 and I have adopted a new dog into our lives. Her name is Sally and she's a sweetheart. Her former owner was getting a little old and was honest to us in telling us he could no longer properly take care of her and wanted people who could love and give her the attention she needed. She's great.

Tried to trim my beard. Messed up. Tried to fix it. Now I really like like a @kojisaysaloha wannabe. That or just a doof.

Got my hurr cut and conditioned. I feel pretty

Movies bountiful and all categorized here at @julianne615 's and I's new place, henceforth officially named The Gallery

I got to meet moose today

I am king of trees #shrines