foxy

i would go out with amelia bedelia. she’s very charming and has a go-getter attitude and i love expressions and idioms and language so we could discuss those things all the time.

I understand that multiple system terminology doesn't have mainstream credibility but we need to get to work on it because I simply do not have a better way to explain to these hinge MILFs, who primarily know me as a free-spirited she/they who self-describes as "witchy" and has perpetually hairy legs, why I will sometimes identify myself as a hardline traditionalist Roman Catholic male who believes in the divine right of kings, eats only raw beef liver and woodchips, and becomes incensed at the mere suggestion of heresy, apostasy, or homosexuality.

the book was The Sex Lives of Saints: An Erotics of Ancient Hagiography by Virginia Burrus