Only Suck Dick If You Mean It

who’s ready for a bad post

*ahem*

Season’s Yeetings

I thought I was ready

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

c. 1890 Postcard

HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP

me tonight

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

Yooo that last one

Yesus Christ

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

LMFAO TRIGGERED 😭

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

the 2020s are also going to be called the “roaring 20s” but this time its because everyone will always be in a fursuit the whole time

the rawring twenties ^w^

kill me in 2019

he isnt? hes a cartoon character