yummy

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

Saw something magical today. Kid in front of us on our flight (prob 4-5 years old) playing a wordle type game and his two first guesses were MOMMY and DADDY

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

i've always believed the fixation on 'mean girls' specifically is because it's a violation of gender roles first and foremost--a 'mean boy' in high school is a regular high schooler. the internet isn't ready for this take yet though so be careful

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets